PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oki Zuki (ranked 1692 p4p, 2172 weight class) and Crazy Legs (ranked 200 p4p, 261 weight class). Legs comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Walk - Pantera kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Oki Zuki is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Zuki
vs
Legs

200 cm
26
280
10 - 3 - 1

190 cm
33
270
11 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Oki Zuki !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crazy Legs!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Franklyn Lucas and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legs connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Zuki 's hands.
Zuki has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Canucks Combat Club in the buildup to the fight.
Legs showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zuki .
Zuki misses with a leg kick.
Zuki goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Legs darts in and clinches Zuki up against the cage.

Zuki manages to break the clinch.
Zuki misses with a body shot.
Zuki throws a head kick but Legs moves out of range.
Zuki misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zuki lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Legs misses with a hook.
Zuki blocks a jab.
Zuki went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Zuki ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zuki misses with a two punch combination.
Legs closes the distance looking to clinch
and Zuki counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Legs gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Legs keeps control of Zuki as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Legs has a couple of punches blocked by Zuki .
Legs misses with the head strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Legs.
Zuki is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Legs.
Zuki has had enough of the clinch but Legs keeps him there for the moment.
Legs tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zuki is trying to push Legs away but Legs has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Legs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zuki is trying to push Legs away but Legs has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zuki is trying to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Legs fails to land.
Zuki prevents a body shot from Legs.
Legs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zuki is trying to push Legs away but Legs has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Legs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Legs scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Oki Zuki has been cut.

Zuki breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Legs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Legs throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zuki keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Legs.
Zuki misses with a kick to the body.
Legs swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Legs throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zuki counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Legs thinking.
Legs scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zuki in his tracks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Legs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Legs jabs Zuki right on the nose. Zuki blinks but takes it well.
Zuki walks forward, straight into a front kick from Legs.
Legs avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zuki slips a straight right by Legs.
Zuki throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Legs throws a solid leg kick but Zuki takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Legs.
Legs jabs Zuki right on the nose. Zuki blinks but takes it well.
Zuki with a nice cross.

It looks like Crazy Legs has been cut.
Zuki connects with a single shot there.
Zuki moves out of range as Legs strikes.
Danga de danga de dang - Zuki scores with a four punch combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Legs tries to clinch but Zuki moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Zuki misses the target.
Zuki throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Legs.
Legs throws the left hand but Zuki avoids the punch easily.
Legs throws a shot from downtown. Zuki moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Zuki was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Legs rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zuki moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Legs lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zuki lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Legs has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Legs and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Legs looks to throw the jab but Zuki is out of range.
A big left from Legs misses.
Zuki takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Legs scores with a nice strike.
Zuki moves away from the strike by Legs.
Legs lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Crazy Legs will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Legs fakes the leg kick and cracks Zuki in the body.
Legs gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Zuki swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crazy Legs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Zuki .
Legs misses with an uppercut.
Legs walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Legs.
Legs throws a solid leg kick but Zuki takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Legs.
Zuki scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zuki misses with a body kick.
Zuki staying out of range there.
Legs looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zuki swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zuki displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Zuki throws out a loose jab but Legs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zuki throws a wild body kick that Legs sees coming a mile off.
Zuki keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Legs moves out of range of the strikes.
Zuki moves away from the strike by Legs.
Legs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Oki Zuki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Legs takes a swing at Zuki 's ribcage but misses.
Zuki finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Zuki lands a body shot.
Zuki lands a jab to Legs's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legs looks to score with a jab to the body but Zuki is just out of range.
Legs blocks a head kick by Zuki .
Zuki throws a nice looking combination but Legs bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Legs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zuki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zuki scores with a nice body kick.
Legs is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zuki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oki Zuki is winning the standup battle so far.
Zuki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Legs.
A head kick misses from Zuki .
Zuki is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Legs crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Zuki - the referee stops the clock and Legs gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Zuki . Legs manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Zuki lands a glancing blow to the side of Legs's head.

That has opened up Crazy Legs's cut even more.
Sloppy strikes from Zuki . Those never looked like landing.
Zuki rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Legs moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Legs. Those never looked like landing.
A head kick misses from Zuki .
Legs throws a solid leg kick but Zuki takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Legs.
Legs throws a big shot that misses.
Zuki half committed to a counter leg kick.
Legs tries to close the distance and clinch but Zuki swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Legs has Zuki up against the cage in a clinch.
Legs swings wildly with an uppercut but Zuki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Legs softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Zuki breaks the clinch.
Legs misses with a looping left.
Legs keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zuki fails to land with a series of punches.
Legs scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Zuki lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zuki misses with the combination.
Zuki throws a body shot but no joy.
Legs swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Zuki is looking to land body kicks.
Zuki takes a jab right on the kisser.
Legs throws a lazy body kick
and Zuki counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zuki with a hook.
A low kick from Legs is predictable there
letting Zuki counter with a right hand.
Zuki moves out of range of the strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oki Zuki dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Legs misses with a lunging right hand
and Zuki counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zuki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Legs.
Zuki throws a quick counter head kick but Legs was just out of range.
Legs blocks a head kick by Zuki .
A looping hook to the body misses from Legs. Zuki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Legs takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Legs works Zuki 's body with a nice hook.
Zuki looks for the body kick but Legs saw that one coming.
Legs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Legs looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zuki misses with a few strikes there.
Legs throws a body punch but Zuki moves out of range.
Zuki throws a big counter combination but Legs scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Zuki misses with a head kick.
A cross from Zuki lands.

The cut above Crazy Legs's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legs throws a leg kick that is checked

and Zuki counters with a crisp one two that drops Legs! Zuki thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Legs to his feet! Legs is in big trouble!
Zuki lands with a right hand.
Zuki moves out of range of the strikes.
Zuki ducks under a wild hook from Legs.
Zuki misses the shot to the body.
Legs missing with a left hand there. Zuki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Legs misses with a hook.
Zuki throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zuki rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Legs moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zuki takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Legs takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Legs throws a jab when Zuki was well out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zuki stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Legs.
Legs throws a big shot that misses.
Legs sizes up Zuki with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Legs lands the left hand.
Zuki throws a leg kick that is checked
and Legs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Legs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Legs connects with a body shot that sends Zuki 's belly button to the back.
Zuki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zuki pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zuki misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Legs.
Zuki blocks a low kick nicely.
Zuki went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Sloppy strikes from Zuki . Those never looked like landing.
Legs swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Legs misses with a lunging right hand
and Zuki counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Legs misses with a hook. Zuki ducked under it nicely.
Legs tries to score with a low kick but Zuki moves his leg out of the way.
Zuki moves away from the strike by Legs.
Legs throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Legs takes a swing at Zuki 's ribcage but misses.
Legs misses with a jab to the body
and Zuki counters with a left and a right that stings Legs.

Crazy Legs's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Zuki misses with an attempted mid kick.
Legs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Legs waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zuki .
Legs throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zuki cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Legs lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zuki showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Legs.
Legs digs a good body shot into Zuki 's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Legs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zuki misses with a double jab.
Legs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zuki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Legs was well out of range. Poor timing from Zuki .
Sloppy strikes from Legs. Those never looked like landing.
Zuki thinks about countering with a head kick.
Legs throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Legs misses with a hook.
Zuki looks to land a combination but Legs avoids it well.
A little jabbing left from Legs on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Crazy Legs.
I think Legs has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crazy Legs!
Crazy Legs seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.