PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rob Ruthless (ranked 1261 p4p, 1536 weight class) and Einar Kyrvänsyylä (ranked 145 p4p, 178 weight class). Ruthless's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, All for the Cash. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Ruthless
vs
Kyrvänsyylä

193 cm
26
264
6 - 5 - 0

195 cm
31
267
18 - 18 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Rob Ruthless!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Einar Kyrvänsyylä!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ruthless throws a leg kick but Kyrvänsyylä sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ruthless scores with a decent looking hook.
Ruthless misses the jab.
Ruthless throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kyrvänsyylä stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A jab from Ruthless does it's job there.
Ruthless jabs Kyrvänsyylä to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ruthless has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Dr Hatsumi's Clinic in the buildup to the fight.
Kyrvänsyylä lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ruthless circles away quickly and effectively.
Rob Ruthless seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ruthless looks to land a right hand but Kyrvänsyylä moved out of range.
Kyrvänsyylä looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ruthless connects with a crisp jab.
Kyrvänsyylä misses with a few strikes there.
Ruthless tried to counter with a leg kick but Kyrvänsyylä avoided it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ruthless sizes up Kyrvänsyylä with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ruthless is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kyrvänsyylä.
Ruthless misses with a body shot.
Kyrvänsyylä is looking for the big counter here.
Kyrvänsyylä swings for the body but Ruthless moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Ruthless misses its target.
Ruthless misses with a shot to the body
and Kyrvänsyylä counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Rob Ruthless has been cut.
Ruthless uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kyrvänsyylä.
A head kick misses from Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ruthless tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kyrvänsyylä is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyrvänsyylä steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ruthless.
Ruthless takes one on the button.
Ruthless throws a lazy right hand but Kyrvänsyylä sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kyrvänsyylä lands with a nice combination. Ruthless backs away looking to recover.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kyrvänsyylä just misses with a punch to the body.
Kyrvänsyylä lands a slapping body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ruthless just misses with a punch to the body.
Ruthless throws a chopping leg kick but Kyrvänsyylä manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Ruthless scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kyrvänsyylä in his tracks.
Ruthless closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kyrvänsyylä scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ruthless scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ruthless tries to land a body kick
and Kyrvänsyylä counters with a one-two to the body.

Rob Ruthless's cut is getting worse.
Kyrvänsyylä takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ruthless connects with a solid leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kyrvänsyylä throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kyrvänsyylä walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ruthless checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kyrvänsyylä changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kyrvänsyylä is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ruthless rather than just go for the knockout.
Ruthless throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ruthless walks into a stiff left hand from Kyrvänsyylä.
Ruthless misses with a wild body shot.
Ruthless ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ruthless connects with a solid leg kick.
Jab, jab by Kyrvänsyylä - just one landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Einar Kyrvänsyylä will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rob Ruthless's cut.
That's time! Ruthless's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kyrvänsyylä throws a series of punches but Ruthless avoids them all with ease.
Kyrvänsyylä fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ruthless scores with a nice right hand.
Ruthless thows a leg kick but Kyrvänsyylä checks it
and Kyrvänsyylä cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ruthless wants to land a leg kick but Kyrvänsyylä is out of range.
Einar Kyrvänsyylä seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ruthless fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kyrvänsyylä.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ruthless looks to land a left hand but Kyrvänsyylä moved out of range nicely.
Kyrvänsyylä swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kyrvänsyylä takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kyrvänsyylä thows a leg kick but Ruthless checks it
and Ruthless counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kyrvänsyylä takes one to the side of the head.
Kyrvänsyylä throws an off balance right hand
and Ruthless makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kyrvänsyylä really felt that one!
Kyrvänsyylä clobbers Ruthless with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Rob Ruthless's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Ruthless lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ruthless connects with an inside leg kick.
Ruthless throws a solid leg kick but Kyrvänsyylä takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ruthless misses with a body shot
and Kyrvänsyylä counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyrvänsyylä misses with a wild body shot.
Ruthless cracks Kyrvänsyylä with a right hand to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Kyrvänsyylä misses.
Ruthless throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kyrvänsyylä moves out of range of the strikes.
Ruthless scores with a body shot.
Nice shot by Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä moves out of range of the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ruthless throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ruthless looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kyrvänsyylä misses with a lunging right hand
and Ruthless counters with a leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kyrvänsyylä checks a leg kick.
Ruthless misses with a lunging right hand
and Kyrvänsyylä counters with a right hand to the body.
Ruthless chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ruthless missing with a left hand there. Kyrvänsyylä was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice cross by Ruthless.
Ruthless misses with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kyrvänsyylä swings for the body but Ruthless moves out of range.
Kyrvänsyylä takes one on the button.
Ruthless ducks under a wild hook from Kyrvänsyylä.
It looked like Ruthless wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ruthless tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kyrvänsyylä was well out of range. Poor timing from Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä misses with a shot to the body
and Ruthless counters with a two punch combo.
Kyrvänsyylä's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ruthless lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kyrvänsyylä tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ruthless was well out of range. Poor timing from Kyrvänsyylä.
Ruthless appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kyrvänsyylä waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ruthless.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Ruthless dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rob Ruthless's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Ruthless uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kyrvänsyylä.
Kyrvänsyylä throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ruthless counters with a nice body shot.
Kyrvänsyylä blocks a leg kick.
Ruthless uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kyrvänsyylä.
Nice shot lands for Ruthless.
Kyrvänsyylä takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ruthless scores with a spinning back kick!
Kyrvänsyylä takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ruthless with the inside leg kick.
Ruthless comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ruthless lands a high kick!
Kyrvänsyylä bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ruthless dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kyrvänsyylä. That did some damage!
Ruthless throws a front kick that sends Kyrvänsyylä stumbling back into the cage.
Ruthless staying out of range there.
Ruthless works the jab nicely.
Ruthless lands with a thumping leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Kyrvänsyylä.
Ruthless appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ruthless is looking to slow Kyrvänsyylä down with leg kicks.
Ruthless lands with a cross.
Ruthless throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kyrvänsyylä looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ruthless misses with a wild body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Ruthless feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kyrvänsyylä sprawling to the canvas! Kyrvänsyylä rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Ruthless finish him?!

Kyrvänsyylä is rocked!
Crack! A monster head kick from Ruthless and Kyrvänsyylä falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Ruthless!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rob Ruthless!
A very excited looking Rob Ruthless made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.