PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jack Spratt (ranked 219 p4p, 307 weight class) and Alexis Machine (ranked 29 p4p, 38 weight class). Spratt comes to the cage accompanied by Fit But You Know It. Machine is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Satan Is Real. Jack Spratt is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Spratt
vs
Machine

189 cm
39
187
31 - 14 - 2

183 cm
34
194
18 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Spratt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alexis Machine!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spratt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Machine blocks the body kick.
Machine swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Machine ducks under a wild hook from Spratt.
Machine tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machine steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spratt.
Spratt with a nice calf kick.
Spratt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Some wild striking there from Machine.
Machine throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Left hook, right uppercut from Machine.

It looks like Jack Spratt has been cut.
Machine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spratt throwing a counter right hand but Machine manages to avoid it.
Spratt thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Machine if he has to take too many more of those.
Machine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spratt lands with an overhand left.
Spratt moves out of range of the body kick.
Spratt missing with a left hand there. Machine was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spratt fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Machine has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice jab there from Machine.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spratt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Spratt.
Spratt has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Machine.
Machine misses with a straight left.
Machine takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Alexis Machine has been cut.
Machine tries to clinch up.
Spratt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Machine looks to land a left hand but Spratt moved out of range nicely.
Machine throws a hook to the side of Spratt's head but Spratt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Machine swinging wildly here.
Spratt misses with a hook
and Machine counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Spratt lands a body shot.
A head kick misses from Spratt.
Machine takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spratt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Machine.
Spratt lands with a nice body punch.
Machine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Spratt.
Machine takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Machine throws a body punch but Spratt moves out of range.
Machine lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spratt circles away quickly and effectively.
Spratt lands a jab to the head.
Spratt throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spratt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Machine connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Spratt momentarily.
Machine throws a body punch but Spratt moves out of range.
Machine throws an overhand right that lands on Spratt's shoulder, as Spratt tries to avoid the shot.
Spratt throws a good cross that connects.
Machine keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Machine tries to clinch up.
Machine stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Machine throws a series of strikes that have Spratt backpedaling.
Jack Spratt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spratt scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machine misses with a series of wild punches.
Spratt lands with a kick to the ribs.
Machine takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Spratt lands a body shot.
Machine takes one to the chin there.
Spratt blocks a head kick by Machine.
Spratt throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Spratt looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jab by Spratt.
Spratt looks to land a body kick but Machine moved away.
Nice body kick from Spratt.
Machine has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Spratt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machine looks to score with a jab to the body but Spratt is just out of range.
Spratt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spratt fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Machine misses with a body punch
and Spratt counters with a leg kick.
Machine uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spratt.
Machine throws a body punch but Spratt moves out of range.
Machine swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Machine tries a head kick but it misses.
Decent striking displayed by Spratt there.
Spratt throws a nice inside leg kick.
Machine misses with a two punch combination.
Spratt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spratt throws a nice looking combination but Machine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spratt scores with a nice strike.
Spratt lands a jab to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Machine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Good leg kick by Spratt.
Machine walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Spratt fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Spratt dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Machine throws a hook but Spratt blocks it.
Spratt jabs Machine right on the nose. Machine blinks but takes it well.
Spratt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Machine can do to turn this around?
Machine throws a leg kick but Spratt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jack Spratt is winning the standup battle so far.
Machine throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Spratt.
Spratt looks to land a right hand but Machine moved out of range.
Machine looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Machine fails to land with a series of punches.
Machine throws a nice looking combination but Spratt bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Machine misses with a head kick.
Spratt scores with a punch to the head.
A low kick lands for Spratt.
Spratt scores with a jab to the body.
Machine misses with a head kick.
Machine takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Machine might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Spratt has got the better of the exchanges.
Machine throws a hook to the side of Spratt's head but Spratt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spratt avoids the body shot from Machine.
Spratt lands with a right hand.
Spratt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine misses the jab.
Spratt is looking to counter with a body kick.
Machine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spratt lunges at Machine with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Machine's hand.
Machine scores with a body shot.
Machine displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Machine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like Spratt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spratt dodges the punch combination from Machine.
Machine walks into a straight right hand from Spratt.
Spratt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Machine's head.
Spratt throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spratt jabs Machine to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machine tried to score with a low kick but Spratt checks it.
Machine misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Machine's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Machine is looking to clinch but Spratt is avoiding it.
Spratt connects with a body shot that sends Machine's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine loads up on a big right hand but Spratt slips the punch.
A quick step to the side and Spratt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spratt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machine.
Spratt's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Spratt chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Machine has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A cross from Spratt lands.
Spratt connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Machine is looking to clinch but Spratt is avoiding it.
Spratt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Machine moves away.
A big left from Spratt misses.
Machine takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That kick from Spratt tenderised Machine's leg. Machine is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spratt scores with a head kick.
Machine comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A shot to the liver by Spratt. Beautiful body shot.
Machine tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Machine moves away from the strike by Spratt.
Machine throws a right and a left that Spratt avoids nicely.
Spratt throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spratt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spratt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Machine takes a jab right on the kisser.
Machine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spratt connects with a solid leg kick.
Spratt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Machine. Those never looked like landing.
Machine bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Spratt's head backwards.
Machine has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Spratt.
Machine takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Machine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spratt throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spratt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spratt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Machine is breathing heavily.
Spratt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Machine.
Spratt throws a quick counter head kick but Machine was just out of range.
Spratt buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Spratt. Machine shrugs it off though.
Spratt lands a head shot.
Machine misses with a low kick.
Spratt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Machine throws a head kick that misses.
Spratt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Spratt with a nice calf kick.
Machine on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Alexis Machine is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Machine takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Spratt displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Spratt scores with a crisp jab that stopped Machine in his tracks.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spratt lunges at Machine with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Machine's hand.
Spratt throws a wild body kick that Machine sees coming a mile off.
Machine misses with a body punch
and Spratt counters with a right hand to the body.
Spratt throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Spratt dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Spratt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Machine gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spratt.
Spratt lands a leg kick that knocks Machine off balance momentarily.
Spratt tries a low kick but Machine avoids it.
Machine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Machine lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spratt circles away quickly and effectively.
Machine throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Machine misses with a straight left.
Spratt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Machine.
Spratt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Machine looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Machine takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spratt lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spratt with a jab.
Machine takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spratt lands with an uppercut that bounces Machine off the cage and back into range.
Spratt throws a body punch but Machine moves out of range.
Spratt connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Machine does no damage.
Machine takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spratt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Machine is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Machine tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spratt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spratt half committed to a counter leg kick.
Spratt defending well as Machine loads up on a big left hand.
Machine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spratt connects with a good right hand that stumbles Machine. Machine circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Spratt catches Machine with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spratt scores with a body shot.
Spratt is looking to slow Machine down with leg kicks.
Machine uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spratt.
Spratt jabs at Machine's body.
Spratt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Machine.
Alexis Machine has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jack Spratt is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A low kick lands for Spratt.
Spratt avoids the head kick by Machine.
A good leg kick by Spratt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Machine.
Spratt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Machine doesn't seem bothered though.
Spratt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Machine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spratt scores with a jab to the jaw.
Machine feints a jab promting Spratt to slip. Machine then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Spratt slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Spratt connects with a crisp jab.
Machine with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spratt to score with a decent uppercut.
Machine tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spratt connects with a right hand. Machine shakes it off.
Sloppy strikes from Machine. Those never looked like landing.
Spratt misses the shot to the body.
Machine lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Spratt with a nice cross.
Spratt dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Machine. That did some damage!
Spratt tries to land a front kick but Machine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Machine throws a lazy uppercut
and Spratt counters with a nice uppercut.
Spratt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Spratt thumps Machine with a low kick.
That kick from Spratt tenderised Machine's leg. Machine is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spratt jabs Machine to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Machine tries to clinch up.
Machine throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spratt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spratt avoids the head kick by Machine.
Spratt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spratt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spratt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Machine's head.
Spratt throws a leg kick which misses Machine's front leg but catches the back leg as Machine tries to avoid it.
Spratt lands with a cross.
A left lands for Spratt.
Spratt lands a lovely overhand right.
Machine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spratt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Spratt throws a head kick but Machine moves out of range.
Machine raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A solid body kick from Spratt.
Spratt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spratt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spratt throws a body punch but Machine moves out of range.
Machine misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Spratt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Spratt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Spratt!
Our winner, Jack Spratt, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.