PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pikey Chav Jr. (ranked 2183 p4p, 4322 weight class) and Better Dead (ranked 220 p4p, 370 weight class). Chav Jr.'s ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Donâ€™t Stop Me Now (Eurobeat). Pikey Chav Jr. has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chav Jr.
vs
Dead

175 cm
23
155
8 - 6 - 0

190 cm
38
162
20 - 29 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pikey Chav Jr.!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 29 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Better Dead!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chav Jr. keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chav Jr. throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Chav Jr. looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chav Jr. dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dead. That did some damage!
Dead connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Pikey Chav Jr. has been cut.
Dead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dead misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chav Jr. lands a body shot.
Chav Jr. fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dead tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chav Jr. was well out of range. Poor timing from Dead.
Dead misses with a left hand
and Chav Jr. counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dead's knee momentarily.
Dead wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chav Jr. scores with a nice head shot.
Dead digs a good body shot into Chav Jr.'s ribs.
Chav Jr. works over Dead's head and body with a nice combination.
Dead swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A punch combination from Dead misses.
Dead misses with a hook.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chav Jr.. That's going to slow Dead down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dead misses with a hook
and Chav Jr. counters with a low kick, right behind Dead 's knee.
Dead has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chav Jr..
Dead's corner calls for a 1-2. Dead obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Chav Jr. cracks Dead with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dead misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dead's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dead looks to score with a jab to the body but Chav Jr. is just out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Chav Jr.!
Dead moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dead is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A good leg kick by Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dead swings for the body but Chav Jr. moves out of range.
Chav Jr. throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chav Jr. scores with the left hand. Dead knows he should have avoided that one.
Dead throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick that knocks Dead off balance momentarily.
Chav Jr. bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chav Jr. scores with a jab to the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chav Jr..

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Chav Jr. with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dead throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chav Jr. sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chav Jr. scoring well with a low kick there.
No joy there for Dead, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dead has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. scoring well with a low kick there.
Dead tries to bum rush Chav Jr. with a series of wild strikes but Chav Jr. uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chav Jr.. That's going to slow Dead down.
Dead swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dead waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. scoring well with a low kick there.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick that knocks Dead off balance momentarily.
Dead takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Better Dead has been cut.
Chav Jr. bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chav Jr. steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dead.
Chav Jr. dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dead. That did some damage!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. cracks Dead with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dead throws a lazy right hand but Chav Jr. sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Chav Jr. misses its target.
It looks like Chav Jr. has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Chav Jr. scores with a sloppy right hand. Dead should have avoided that one.
Chav Jr. with the inside leg kick.
Chav Jr. lands a nice hook to Dead's body. Dead takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chav Jr. throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dead moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dead throws out a loose jab but Chav Jr. uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chav Jr. throwing a counter right hand but Dead manages to avoid it.
Dead misses with a right hand
and Chav Jr. counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A jab lands there for Dead.
Dead throws a jab when Chav Jr. was well out of range.
Better Dead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chav Jr. blocks a jab.
Dead misses with a hook
and Chav Jr. counters with a slapping leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chav Jr. is looking to slow Dead down with leg kicks.
Dead lands with an overhand left.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dead.
Chav Jr. appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chav Jr..

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dead if he has to take too many more of those.
Dead throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chav Jr. lands with a straight right. Dead didn't see that one coming.
Dead misses with an uppercut. Chav Jr. saw that one coming.
Dead throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chav Jr. clobbers Dead with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dead looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Chav Jr. slips a straight right by Dead.
Chav Jr. was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dead misses with a two punch combination.
Dead looks winded!
Chav Jr. throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dead stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chav Jr. scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Chav Jr. chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chav Jr. displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dead throws out the jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dead on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chav Jr.. Chav Jr. obviously looking to wear him down.
Dead tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fighters circling - Dead throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chav Jr. lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pikey Chav Jr. dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dead lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dead misses with a left hand
and Chav Jr. counters with an outside leg kick.
Dead throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chav Jr. sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dead throws a series of punches but Chav Jr. avoids them all with ease.
Chav Jr. is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Chav Jr. lunges at Dead with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dead's hand.
Chav Jr. throws a leg kick which misses Dead's front leg but catches the back leg as Dead tries to avoid it.
Chav Jr. uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dead.
Dead throws a jab but it's blocked by Chav Jr..
Dead misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chav Jr..
Dead misses with a series of wild punches.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dead lands a jab.
Dead looks to throw the jab but Chav Jr. is out of range.
Chav Jr. connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dead on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chav Jr.. Chav Jr. obviously looking to wear him down.
Pikey Chav Jr. is winning the standup battle so far.
Chav Jr. thows a body kick. Dead tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Chav Jr. throws out a powerful jab.
Dead digs a good hook to Chav Jr.'s body.
Chav Jr. lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dead lands a jab.
Chav Jr. lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dead's sensitive parts.
Chav Jr. fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dead has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dead throws a hook to the side of Chav Jr.'s head but Chav Jr. sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dead misses with a lunging right hand
and Chav Jr. counters with an inside leg kick.
Chav Jr. chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dead on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Chav Jr.!
Chav Jr. fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dead throws a head kick but Chav Jr. moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. lands with a kick to the temple. Dead shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dead throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dead is breathing heavily.
Chav Jr. with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dead takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dead with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chav Jr. to score with a decent uppercut.
Dead looks to land a right hand but Chav Jr. moved out of range.
Chav Jr. moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dead takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A left lands for Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dead scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dead scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A slapping body kick lands there for Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. throws a nice inside leg kick.
A jab from Dead misses.
Chav Jr. lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dead takes a step back to recover.
Dead tries to bum rush Chav Jr. with a series of wild strikes but Chav Jr. uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dead throws a body shot but no joy.
Dead looks to throw the jab but Chav Jr. is out of range.
Chav Jr. connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chav Jr. connects with an inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Chav Jr..
Dead tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Good leg kick by Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. tests Dead's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Chav Jr. has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Nice body kick from Chav Jr..
A telegraphed right hand from Dead misses the target.
Chav Jr. throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dead takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Dead might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Chav Jr. has got the better of the exchanges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A swing and a miss from Dead.
Chav Jr. thows a body kick. Dead tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Dead misses with a looping left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dead takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dead swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chav Jr. sizes up Dead with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chav Jr. scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Chav Jr. fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dead.
You can see that Dead has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Chav Jr. throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Chav Jr. uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Chav Jr. goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Dead pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dead on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Chav Jr. cracks Dead with a right hand to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dead throws a hook but Chav Jr. blocks it.
Dead has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Chav Jr..
Dead misses with a looping left.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A low kick lands for Chav Jr..
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pikey Chav Jr. dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Chav Jr. connects with a solid leg kick.
Dead throws a good cross that connects.
Chav Jr. fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chav Jr. throws a body punch but Dead moves out of range.
Dead throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Chav Jr. on the side of the head.
Dead uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chav Jr..
Dead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chav Jr. lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Chav Jr. displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dead throws out the jab.
That kick from Chav Jr. tenderised Dead's leg. Dead is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dead misses with a jab to the body
and Chav Jr. counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dead wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chav Jr. scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dead walks into a left hand.
Chav Jr. delivers a nice body kick.
Dead takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dead chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chav Jr. can pounce on him.
Dead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chav Jr. swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chav Jr. lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dead at a distance.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick that knocks Dead off balance momentarily.
Good exchange - Dead coming out on top.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chav Jr.. That's going to slow Dead down.
Chav Jr. cracks Dead with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dead rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chav Jr. counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Chav Jr. buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Chav Jr. looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick that knocks Dead off balance momentarily.
Chav Jr. lands with a straight right. Dead didn't see that one coming.
Dead has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Chav Jr. throws a leg kick which misses Dead's front leg but catches the back leg as Dead tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chav Jr. misses with a two punch combination.
Chav Jr. with a nice calf kick.
Dead moves forwards but Chav Jr. connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chav Jr. with a hook.
Dead swings widly with a right hand
and Chav Jr. counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dead's knee momentarily.
Better Dead has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dead on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chav Jr.. Chav Jr. obviously looking to wear him down.
Chav Jr. ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Good leg kick by Chav Jr..
Dead moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dead swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Chav Jr. counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Chav Jr. with a nice calf kick.
Good leg kick by Chav Jr..
Dead misses with a right hand
and Chav Jr. counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Dead throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chav Jr..
Dead throws a poor cross that misses
and Chav Jr. counters with a leg kick.
Chav Jr. lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Chav Jr..
Chav Jr. paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chav Jr. uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dead.
Dead throws a right hand that misses
and Chav Jr. counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Chav Jr. is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dead can do to turn this around?
Chav Jr. jabs Dead to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chav Jr. lands a body shot.
Chav Jr. lands a jab.
Nice uppercut lands for Chav Jr.. That snapped Dead's head back.
Dead takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Chav Jr. lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dead throws a body shot but no joy.
A low kick lands for Chav Jr..
Dead on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Chav Jr. scores with a four punch combination!

Dead is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chav Jr. avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chav Jr. connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dead momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dead throws a looping overhand right but Chav Jr. ducks down to avoid it.
Chav Jr. swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Chav Jr. throws a head kick that Dead semi-blocks.
Dead is still on wobbly legs! Can Chav Jr. finish him?
Dead misses with a right hand
and Dead takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dead fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chav Jr. dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dead walks forward, straight into a front kick from Chav Jr..
Dead seems to have recovered his senses.
Chav Jr. connects with an inside leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Chav Jr.. Beautiful body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dead misses with a right hand
and Chav Jr. counters with a nice uppercut.
Dead throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Chav Jr. to counter with a crisp jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chav Jr..
A nice leg kick lands there from Chav Jr..

And that's the end of the fight!
Pikey Chav Jr. showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chav Jr. has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pikey Chav Jr.!
A relieved looking Pikey Chav Jr. thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.