PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Shrute (ranked 24860 p4p, 5718 weight class) and Branworth Gorvunculus Iii (ranked 583 p4p, 568 weight class). Shrute comes to the cage accompanied by Battlestart Galactica theme. Dwight Shrute has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Shrute
vs
Gorvunculus Iii

185 cm
27
200
5 - 16 - 0

190 cm
20
217
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dwight Shrute!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Branworth Gorvunculus Iii!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Sam Margolis and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shrute's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Gorvunculus Iii connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Shrute scrambles back to his feet.
Gorvunculus Iii looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Shrute looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
A nice inside leg kick there by Gorvunculus Iii. That's going to slow Shrute down.
Gorvunculus Iii cracks Shrute on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Shrute falls backwards against the cage. Gorvunculus Iii follows up with more strikes that drop Shrute to his knees. Gorvunculus Iii keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Shrute! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Branworth Gorvunculus Iii!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Branworth Gorvunculus Iii made sure he mentioned Nevermore Clothing Co, along with how happy he was to win his fight.