PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Never Hurry (ranked 1060 p4p, 1421 weight class) and Patrick Kearney (ranked 124 p4p, 158 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hurry
vs
Kearney

198 cm
32
271
15 - 11 - 0

225 cm
31
265
18 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Never Hurry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Patrick Kearney!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kearney lands the left hand.

It looks like Never Hurry has been cut.

Kearney darts in and clinches Hurry up against the cage.
Hurry is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kearney lands a left hand.
Hurry prevents a body shot from Kearney.

Hurry breaks from the clinch.
Hurry looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Hurry instigates a clinch.
Kearney scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hurry looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Hurry breaks from the clinch.
Hurry dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hurry throws a body punch but Kearney moves out of range.
Hurry throws a head kick but Kearney moves out of range.
Kearney now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hurry dips to his left and cracks Kearney with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hurry lands a jab to the nose.
Some wild striking there from Kearney.
Kearney swings for the body but Hurry moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hurry lands a nice shot to the body.
Hurry jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kearney circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kearney lands with a straight right. Hurry didn't see that one coming.
Hurry is looking to clinch.
Hurry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hurry scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kearney doesn't seem bothered though.
Kearney misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hurry.
Hurry is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kearney.

Hurry instigates a clinch.
Hurry lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kearney is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kearney prevents Hurry from breaking the clinch.
Hurry lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kearney working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hurry wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Kearney manages to break the clinch.
Kearney misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hurry tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kearney swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hurry throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Hurry throws a lazy right hand but Kearney sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hurry throws a head kick but Kearney moves out of range.
Kearney throws out a counter right but Hurry avoids it with no problem.
Hurry walks into a left hand.
Kearney throws out a loose jab but Hurry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hurry tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kearney paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kearney throws out a loose jab but Hurry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kearney waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hurry.

Kearney clinches up with Hurry and pushes him back against the cage.

Hurry's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hurry throws a sloppy head kick and Kearney moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kearney takes a swing at Hurry's ribcage but misses.
Hurry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A combination from Hurry does no damage.
Hurry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hurry appears to be looking for a big counter.
Never Hurry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hurry lands a slapping body shot.
Hurry scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Hurry throws a series of punches but Kearney moves out of range.
Hurry throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kearney counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hurry thinking.
Kearney wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kearney connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hurry. Hurry circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hurry fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kearney throws a body punch but Hurry moves out of range.
BOOM! Kearney lands a beautiful left hook that drops Hurry. Hurry tries to recover but Kearney is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Hurry lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Kearney!
Patrick Kearney seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.