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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anabolic Asteroid (ranked 523 p4p, 613 weight class) and Conspiracy Theorist (ranked 71 p4p, 79 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Asteroid might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to For Heavy Metal we will die!. Theorist comes into a darkened arena with his song building. MoonDeity - WAKE UP! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anabolic Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 21 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Conspiracy Theorist!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A big left from Theorist misses.
It looked like Asteroid was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Conspiracy Theorist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Theorist misses its intended target.
An attempted straight right counter from Asteroid misses the target.
Theorist throws a series of punches but Asteroid moves out of range.
Theorist throws a lazy uppercut
and Asteroid counters with a leg kick.
Theorist throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it.
Theorist takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Theorist ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asteroid moves away.
Theorist throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Theorist throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Asteroid throws a quick counter kick to the body but Theorist avoids it.
Theorist throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
A quick step to the side and Asteroid tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
Theorist lands a slapping body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Theorist takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
It looks like Conspiracy Theorist has been cut.
Theorist is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Asteroid avoids the body shot from Theorist.
Theorist lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asteroid wants to clinch but Theorist slips to the side
letting Theorist counter with a right hand.
Theorist lands with a hook. Asteroid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Theorist has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Asteroid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Theorist.
Theorist fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Theorist gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Asteroid.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Theorist misses with a hook. Asteroid ducked under it nicely.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut
and Theorist counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Theorist.
Asteroid looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Theorist throws a big shot that misses.
Theorist fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A lazy left from Theorist finds it's target.
Theorist scores with a kick to the midsection.
Theorist throws a leg kick
and Asteroid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Asteroid has managed to clinch.
Asteroid throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Theorist blocks it with crossed arms.
Theorist misses with the head strike.
Asteroid softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Asteroid misses with an elbow over the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid lands a right hand that snaps the head of Theorist backwards.
Theorist digs a right hand into Asteroid's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asteroid's gas tank.
Theorist managing to block the knees to the body from Asteroid.
Theorist swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Asteroid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Our sources have told us that Asteroid has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Theorist blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
Asteroid misses with a body punch.
Theorist misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asteroid lands a hook that snaps the head of Theorist backwards.
Theorist misses with a body punch.
Theorist cracks Asteroid with a nice body shot.
Theorist on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Asteroid blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Asteroid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Theorist on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Theorist scores with a nice short uppercut.
Theorist lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Asteroid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asteroid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Theorist blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Theorist blocks an uppercut.
Asteroid misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Theorist.
A short right from Theorist on the inside.
Nice body punch from Asteroid - that landed with a thud.
Theorist misses with a punch on the inside.
Theorist tries a body shot but Asteroid blocks it.
Theorist misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Theorist lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Theorist tries to throw a body punch but Asteroid avoids it by throwing Theorist back against the cage.
A short right from Theorist on the inside.
Theorist blocking some punches.
Asteroid blocks an uppercut.
Asteroid blocking some punches.
Theorist misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Theorist misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Asteroid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Asteroid.
Asteroid scores with a shot to the side of Theorist's head.
Theorist lands a left hand that snaps the head of Asteroid backwards.
Theorist lands a left hand that snaps the head of Asteroid backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Conspiracy Theorist dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Conspiracy Theorist's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Theorist misses with a double jab.
Theorist bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Theorist throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Theorist needs to keep his hands up - Asteroid had a free shot at his head there.
Theorist scores with a punch to the head.
Asteroid sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Theorist has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Theorist swings widly with a right hand
and Asteroid counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Theorist lands a leg kick that knocks Asteroid off balance momentarily.
Asteroid waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Theorist.
Theorist swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Theorist lands with a hook. Asteroid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Theorist.
A big left from Theorist misses.
Asteroid looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Theorist jabs Asteroid right on the nose. Asteroid blinks but takes it well.
Theorist fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Asteroid looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Theorist avoids the body shot from Asteroid.
Theorist only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Conspiracy Theorist seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice uppercut there from Theorist.
Theorist thuds his right hand into Asteroid's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Theorist misses with a combination
and Asteroid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Asteroid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Theorist is looking to score with low kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Theorist scores with a hook to the body. Asteroid takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Theorist cracks Asteroid with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Theorist lands a nice leg kick that just misses Asteroid's sensitive parts.
Asteroid ducks right into an uppercut from Theorist.
Asteroid avoids a kick to the body.
Theorist misses with an attempted mid kick.
Theorist connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Theorist with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Asteroid to score with a decent uppercut.
Theorist fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Asteroid half committed to a counter leg kick.
That kick from Theorist tenderised Asteroid's leg. Asteroid is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Theorist.
Theorist dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid blocks a low kick nicely.
Asteroid has Theorist up against the cage in a clinch.
Theorist lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Theorist lands a body punch.
Theorist takes an elbow to the temple.
Asteroid misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
Asteroid lands an elbow inside that Theorist shrugs off.
Theorist tries to throw a body punch but Asteroid avoids it by throwing Theorist back against the cage.
Asteroid lands a nice elbow.
That has opened up Conspiracy Theorist's cut even more.
Theorist misses with a hook from the clinch.
Theorist struggles to land a body shot inside as Asteroid controls his hands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Theorist misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Theorist on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Theorist misses with a body punch.
Asteroid throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Asteroid throws an elbow but it misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Theorist.
Theorist lands with a light punch inside.
Asteroid missing with knees to the body.
Theorist blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Asteroid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Theorist scores with a hook to the body.
Theorist misses with a short punch on the inside.
Theorist has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
Theorist misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Asteroid.
Theorist has a couple of punches blocked by Asteroid.
A shot in the inside from Asteroid.
Asteroid prevents a body shot from Theorist.
Asteroid tries to throw a body punch but Theorist avoids it by throwing Asteroid back against the cage.
Theorist scores with a shot to the side of Asteroid's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Conspiracy Theorist showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Conspiracy Theorist's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Theorist on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Anabolic Asteroid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Asteroid moves out of range as Theorist strikes.
Asteroid throwing a counter right hand but Theorist manages to avoid it.
Asteroid is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Theorist lands a nice looking kick to the body. Asteroid takes a step back to recover.
Asteroid gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Asteroid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Theorist.
Asteroid appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Asteroid blocks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the body from Theorist misses
and Asteroid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Theorist moves away.
Theorist thuds his right hand into Asteroid's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Theorist with the inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Theorist turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Theorist throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Asteroid counter with a right hand.
A jab from Theorist misses.
Asteroid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Theorist.
Asteroid misses with a body punch
letting Theorist counter with a right hand.
Asteroid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Theorist keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A big left from Theorist misses.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Theorist sees it coming and moves out of range.
Theorist throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Asteroid stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Theorist throws a shot to the body.
Asteroid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Theorist feints a counter leg kick.
Theorist misses the jab.
Theorist throws a body punch but Asteroid moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Asteroid on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Asteroid moves into range and clinches up with Theorist.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Theorist tries to work over Asteroid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Theorist tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Asteroid's elbow.
Theorist misses with a hook to the ribs.
Theorist lands a shot to the body.
Theorist dodges an elbow strike from Asteroid.
Anabolic Asteroid has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Theorist.
Theorist scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Asteroid.
Theorist can't find room to land a body shot as Asteroid controls the action.
Asteroid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid lands an elbow inside.
Asteroid gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The cut above Conspiracy Theorist's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Asteroid blocks a body shot from Theorist.
Asteroid is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Asteroid scores with a hook to the body.
Theorist takes a knee to the side of the body.
Theorist takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Asteroid lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Asteroid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
Knees to the body from Asteroid.
Asteroid trying to land knees to the body.
Asteroid lands a nice uppercut.
Conspiracy Theorist's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Theorist misses with some punches.
Asteroid lands an elbow inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Asteroid.
Asteroid lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Theorist working aggressively here.
Asteroid lands an elbow inside.
Theorist is rocked!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Conspiracy Theorist's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Anabolic Asteroid!
Anabolic Asteroid decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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