PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Scotty T Bone (ranked 1441 p4p, 3796 weight class) and Jorma Erkkila (ranked 200 p4p, 424 weight class). Scotty T Bone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

T Bone
vs
Erkkila

179 cm
22
218
8 - 0 - 0

151 cm
23
210
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Hakaka La'au Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Scotty T Bone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jorma Erkkila!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
T Bone scores with a hook.
T Bone cracks Erkkila with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jab, jab by T Bone - just one landing.
T Bone's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and T Bone duly obliges.

It looks like Jorma Erkkila has been cut.
T Bone tests Erkkila's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from T Bone finds it's way through Erkkila's defenses.
We've been told by T Bone's head coaches at Steel Penn Training Den that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
T Bone lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Erkkila needs to keep his hands up - T Bone had a free shot at his head there.
T Bone moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
T Bone uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Erkkila has time to react.
T Bone rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Erkkila moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A nice side step and Erkkila releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
T Bone lands a nice shot that snaps Erkkila's head back.
Erkkila drops his hands momentarily and T Bone takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Erkkila slips a straight right by T Bone.
Erkkila replies with a solid counter kick to the body but T Bone blocks it well.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by T Bone!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
T Bone throws a sloppy body shot
and Erkkila counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Scotty T Bone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
T Bone keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Erkkila keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
T Bone connects with a right hand. Erkkila shakes it off.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Erkkila on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Erkkila takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
T Bone throws a nice looking combination but Erkkila bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Erkkila! But no joy.
T Bone goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
T Bone connects with a single shot there.
A jab lands there for T Bone.
T Bone thows a left - swing and a miss!
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Erkkila! But no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Scotty T Bone dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jorma Erkkila's cut.
That's time! T Bone's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A telegraphed right hand from T Bone misses the target.
Erkkila doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
T Bone throws a series of punches but Erkkila moves out of range.
T Bone throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Erkkila throws out a counter right but T Bone avoids it with no problem.
T Bone fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Erkkila on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Erkkila moves out of range as T Bone strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Erkkila moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
T Bone is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
T Bone cracks Erkkila with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
T Bone lands a jab to Erkkila's midsection.
Erkkila dodges the punch combination from T Bone.
Erkkila swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
T Bone catches Erkkila with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
T Bone jabs Erkkila right on the nose. Erkkila blinks but takes it well.
Erkkila keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Erkkila appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
T Bone stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Erkkila steps to the side to avoid the strikes from T Bone.
T Bone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
T Bone lands with a hook. Erkkila tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
T Bone swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Erkkila replies with a solid counter kick to the body but T Bone blocks it well.
T Bone with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
T Bone throws a big shot that misses.
Erkkila throws out a counter right but T Bone avoids it with no problem.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Erkkila might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, T Bone has got the better of the exchanges.
T Bone pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Erkkila throws a counter combo.
T Bone pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Erkkila looks like he wants to counter punch here.
No joy there for T Bone, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Scotty T Bone is winning the standup battle so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
T Bone throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Scotty T Bone dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jorma Erkkila's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

T Bone misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Erkkila.
Erkkila swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
T Bone throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
T Bone is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Erkkila.
T Bone with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
T Bone moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
T Bone throws a series of punches but Erkkila avoids them all with ease.
T Bone moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
T Bone lands with a straight right. Erkkila didn't see that one coming.
Jab by T Bone.
Sloppy strikes from T Bone. Those never looked like landing.
Erkkila looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
T Bone lands with a hook. Erkkila tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
T Bone is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Erkkila uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by T Bone.
A punch combination from T Bone misses.
Erkkila throws out a counter right but T Bone avoids it with no problem.
T Bone misses with a jab, cross combination.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Erkkila! But no joy.
Erkkila takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Erkkila moves out of range of the strikes.
T Bone is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
T Bone scores with a nice head shot.
T Bone cracks Erkkila with a right hand to the side of the head.
T Bone works Erkkila's body with a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
T Bone connects with a body shot.
T Bone lands a jab.
T Bone missing with a left hand there. Erkkila was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Erkkila now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Erkkila gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
T Bone connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

And that's the end of the fight!
Scotty T Bone showed his dominance in that final round.
Well T Bone has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:24
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:24
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Scotty T Bone!
A victorious Scotty T Bone thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.