PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xander Scott (ranked 1564 p4p, 2214 weight class) and Sepi Pulkkinen (ranked 96 p4p, 127 weight class). Scott comes to the cage accompanied by I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Scott
vs
Pulkkinen

197 cm
26
280
16 - 8 - 0

225 cm
39
319
32 - 19 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Xander Scott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sepi Pulkkinen!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Scott instigates a clinch.
Pulkkinen is trying to break free.

Pulkkinen breaks the clinch.
Scott avoids the body shot from Pulkkinen.
Scott misses with a hook.
Scott throws a series of punches but Pulkkinen avoids them all with ease.
Scott checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Scott tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pulkkinen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Scott fails with a takedown attempt.
Scott shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pulkkinen! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scott tries to clinch but Pulkkinen is having none of it.
Scott fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Xander Scott. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Scott misses the body punch
and Scott takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Scott has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pulkkinen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pulkkinen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sepi Pulkkinen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Scott misses with a wild combination.
Scott has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Pulkkinen finds it's way round the side to connect with Scott's head.
Scott dodges the punch combination from Pulkkinen.
Pulkkinen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pulkkinen throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Scott tries to bum rush Pulkkinen with a series of wild strikes but Pulkkinen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
An inside leg kick lands from Pulkkinen.
Scott rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pulkkinen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pulkkinen swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pulkkinen defending well as Scott loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pulkkinen moves out of range as Scott strikes.
Pulkkinen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pulkkinen dips to his left and cracks Scott with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pulkkinen dodges the punch combination from Scott.
Pulkkinen punishes Scott's body with a nice straight punch.
Pulkkinen misses the shot to the body.
Pulkkinen feints and then cracks Scott's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Scott down.
Scott shoots for a double leg takedown but Pulkkinen sprawls well. He's pushed Scott's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Pulkkinen is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Pulkkinen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Scott throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pulkkinen counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Scott has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sepi Pulkkinen!
Sepi Pulkkinen took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.