PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jouni Joukahainen (ranked 1360 p4p, 1400 weight class) and Suga Diabeetus (ranked 148 p4p, 154 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Joukahainen
vs
Diabeetus

181 cm
23
288
6 - 3 - 0

195 cm
24
270
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jouni Joukahainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Suga Diabeetus!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joukahainen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Diabeetus scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Jouni Joukahainen has been cut.
Joukahainen shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Diabeetus eats them both and turns towards Joukahainen to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A low kick from Joukahainen is predictable there
enabling Diabeetus to counter with a crisp jab.
Diabeetus avoids the body shot from Joukahainen.
Joukahainen lands the left hand.
Joukahainen throws a lazy head kick
and Diabeetus counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Joukahainen throws a body punch but Diabeetus moves out of range.
Diabeetus throws out a counter right but Joukahainen avoids it with no problem.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joukahainen swings widly with a right hand

and Diabeetus counters with a nice right hand that sends Joukahainen toppling to the canvas! Joukahainen scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Diabeetus finish him?!

Joukahainen is rocked!
Jouni Joukahainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diabeetus gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Joukahainen.
An inside leg kick from Joukahainen misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Diabeetus misses.
Joukahainen thows a leg kick but Diabeetus checks it
and Diabeetus counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Suga Diabeetus!
After winning the bout, Suga Diabeetus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.