PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Macho Man (ranked 1300 p4p, 1565 weight class) and Char Donnay (ranked 138 p4p, 161 weight class). Randy Macho Man has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Macho Man
vs
Donnay

195 cm
24
270
6 - 2 - 0

193 cm
24
266
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Char Donnay!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Donnay.
Donnay stuns Macho Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Macho Man takes a swing at Donnay's ribcage but misses.
Donnay only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Donnay misses with a low kick.
Donnay ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Macho Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donnay.
Donnay uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Macho Man.
Donnay walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Macho Man checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donnay misses with a wild combination.
Donnay takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donnay slips a jab from Macho Man.
Donnay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Macho Man misses with a hook.
Macho Man throws out a loose jab but Donnay uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big right from Macho Man misses.
Macho Man throws a body shot but no joy.
Donnay throws a push kick but Macho Man slaps the foot to one side.
Donnay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Donnay drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Macho Man defends it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donnay misses with a leg kick
letting Macho Man counter with a right hand.
Donnay bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donnay thinks about the counter body kick.

Macho Man cracks Donnay with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Macho Man has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Donnay to stand back up!

Donnay is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A telegraphed right hand from Macho Man misses the target.
Macho Man throws a looping overhand right but Donnay ducks down to avoid it.
Donnay feints a counter leg kick.
Donnay moves out of range as Macho Man strikes.
And Donnay responds with a good body kick, but Macho Man manages to step out the way in time.
Donnay throws a big shot that misses.
Macho Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Donnay sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Donnay lands a nice looking body shot.
Randy Macho Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donnay throws a low kick but Macho Man avoids it.
It looked like Macho Man was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Donnay.
Donnay looks for the body kick but Macho Man saw that one coming.
Donnay jabs Macho Man to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Donnay defending well as Macho Man loads up on a big left hand.
Donnay looks to land a left hand but Macho Man moved out of range nicely.
Macho Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Donnay throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Macho Man swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Macho Man connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Donnay's hands.
Macho Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Donnay lands with an overhand left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donnay swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donnay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Macho Man misses with a straight left.
Donnay throws a lazy body kick

and Macho Man counters with a crisp right hand that drops Donnay! Macho Man lets Donnay back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Macho Man cracks Donnay with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Donnay tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Macho Man pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Donnay is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Macho Man!
During a confident post fight interview, Randy Macho Man thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.