PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Jones (ranked 5267 p4p, 4028 weight class) and Ding Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jones
vs
Ding Dong

189 cm
20
234
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
21
265
6 - 14 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Anthony Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ding Dong!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, John Roberts and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Ding Dong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sloppy strikes from Jones. Those never looked like landing.

Jones moves into the clinch.
Ding Dong is trying to pull guard but Jones turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Ding Dong.

Ding Dong successfully pulls guard.
Ding Dong being controlled here, momentarily.
Jones trying to stand up but can't free himself from Ding Dong's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jones decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jones!
Jones throws a good cross that connects.

Jones has closed the distance and engaged Ding Dong in a clinch.

Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones stuffs the takedown attempt from Ding Dong. Ding Dong gets slowly back to his feet.
Jones tries to clinch there but Ding Dong circles away.
Ding Dong goes for a double leg but Jones avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Jones continues to drive forward.
Anthony Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ding Ding Dong.
Ding Dong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jones lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jones.

It looks like Ding Ding Dong has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ding Dong looks for a takedown but Jones sprawls well.
Ding Dong with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jones to score with a decent uppercut.
Jones is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Ding Dong hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Anthony Jones!
Ding Ding Dong was interviewed post fight and said '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'.