PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Von Kaiser (ranked 2116 p4p, 4913 weight class) and Pavel Batanke (ranked 263 p4p, 453 weight class). Kaiser's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Punch Out Theme. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kaiser
vs
Batanke

175 cm
19
162
5 - 0 - 0

176 cm
24
167
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

ZERO Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Von Kaiser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pavel Batanke!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kaiser gets tackled into the cage by Batanke. Batanke maintains the clinch.

Kaiser gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Batanke keeping full guard, as Kaiser tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Batanke controls Kaiser momentarily but Kaiser frees himself.
Batanke pulls Kaiser in close to prevent any damage.
Kaiser throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaiser postures up and lands a big shot to Batanke's brow.

Kaiser drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Batanke dives on top into guard.

Kaiser pulls Batanke in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batanke stopping the sweep attempt from Kaiser.
Kaiser has a closed guard, preventing Batanke from standing up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Kaiser is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Batanke rolls with it to try and escape but Kaiser cranks on the arm and Batanke is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Von Kaiser!
A very excited looking Von Kaiser made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.