PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pippin Longstocking (ranked 2745 p4p, 2122 weight class) and Artem Ramazanov (ranked 136 p4p, 110 weight class). Ramazanov is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Longstocking
vs
Ramazanov

198 cm
20
300
3 - 2 - 0

208 cm
20
300
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Pippin Longstocking!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Artem Ramazanov!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ramazanov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Longstocking sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Longstocking throws a body punch but Ramazanov moves out of range.
Longstocking just misses with a punch to the body.
Longstocking with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ramazanov to score with a decent uppercut.

It looks like Pippin Longstocking has been cut.
Longstocking misses with a few strikes there.
Longstocking lands with an overhand left.
Ramazanov ducks under a wild hook from Longstocking.
Longstocking misses the jab.
Longstocking blocks a head kick by Ramazanov.
Ramazanov throws a hook but Longstocking blocks it.
Ramazanov looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A jab lands there for Ramazanov.
Ramazanov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Longstocking jabs Ramazanov right on the nose. Ramazanov blinks but takes it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Longstocking throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ramazanov counters with a nice uppercut.
Longstocking misses with a lunging right hand

and Ramazanov counters with a crisp right hand that drops Longstocking! Ramazanov lets Longstocking back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Longstocking uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ramazanov.
A jab from Longstocking misses.
Ramazanov throws an overhand right that drops Longstocking like a sack of potatoes! Ramazanov dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Artem Ramazanov!
A victorious Artem Ramazanov thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Pippin Longstocking had this to say: 'Thanks to all the fans. I had hoped the outcome to be different but hats off to my opponent. I’ll be back stronger. Forza Bajen! 🇳🇬'.