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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Peterson (ranked 2670 p4p, 2545 weight class) and Ginger Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peterson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Berzerk by Eminem. Jesus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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14 - 28 - 0 |
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25 - 14 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake Peterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Peterson, pushing him back against the cage.
Jesus is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Jesus breaks from the clinch.
Jesus cracks Peterson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
It looks like Jake Peterson has been cut.
Peterson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Peterson tries to bum rush Jesus with a series of wild strikes but Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
It seemed like Jesus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jake Peterson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Peterson throws a combination that misses
and Jesus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jesus drives through and clinches with Peterson against the cage.
Jesus lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Peterson is breathing heavily.
Jesus displaying some good clinch control by pressing Peterson up against the cage.
Jesus lands a left hand.
Jesus lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jesus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jesus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Peterson or not.
Jesus lands a hook that snaps the head of Peterson backwards.
Jesus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Peterson backwards.
Peterson is rocked!
Jesus cracks Peterson with a nice body shot.
Jesus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jesus.
Oh Peterson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jake Peterson's cut is getting worse.
Jesus scores with a knee to the head.
Jesus scores with a hook to the body.
Jesus lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Peterson to his knees! Jesus keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ginger Jesus!
After winning the bout, Ginger Jesus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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