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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Astrid Commesary (ranked 3485 p4p, 2410 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 383 p4p, 304 weight class). Astrid Commesary had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Astrid Commesary!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Commesary gets caught flat footed, as Schlong shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Commesary is retaining full guard.
My spies in Steel Penn Training Den inform me that Schlong has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Commesary is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong advances to half guard.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Commesary is defending well.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Commesary is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is pressing down on Commesary's thigh, looking to free his foot. Commesary is holding on for now.
Schlong passes the guard and advances to mount!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Commesary is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Commesary and Schlong has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Schlong laying and praying for a moment but Commesary takes advantage and regains half guard.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but Commesary defending well.
Schlong trying to control from Commesary's half guard. Commesary has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Schlong is pushing down on Commesary's leg trying to pass to half guard. Commesary is fighting to maintain full guard but Schlong has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Commesary is defending the position.
Schlong is still trying to improve position.
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura but Commesary is defending well.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Commesary is defending the position.
Schlong prevents Commesary from standing back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Commesary is keeping the position.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Commesary keeps moving.
Schlong advances position into side control!
Schlong tries to move into full mount but can't pass Commesary's legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Commesary is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Schlong is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Commesary knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Commesary stops Schlong from passing to mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Commesary has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Schlong but great work by Commesary.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Commesary stuffs the takedown attempt from Schlong. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet.
Commesary fires out a quick counter leg kick but Schlong just manages to avoid it.
Schlong closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Commesary quickly recovers to half guard.
Commesary makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
A head kick misses from Commesary.
Schlong shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Commesary is trying to defend but Schlong finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Commesary keeps working.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but Commesary defending well.
Schlong is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Schlong frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong is looking to work his way around to Commesary's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Commesary is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Schlong wants to take Commesary's back here but Commesary is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Schlong tries to take Commesary's back but instead Commesary uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Schlong working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Commesary's thigh. Commesary counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Commesary is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Commesary wants to get back to his feet but Schlong is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Commesary swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong advances to half guard.
Schlong tries to pass the half guard into mount. Commesary knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Schlong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Schlong is just content to waste time from the top position. Commesary takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong advances to half guard.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Commesary keeps working.
Commesary tries to kick Schlong off but Schlong keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Schlong is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Commesary reverses the position - he's now on top in Schlong's guard.
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Commesary can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Schlong seems keen to control Commesary's posture.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Commesary preventing the sweep.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Commesary postures up.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Commesary postures up.
Commesary won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Schlong is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Commesary!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong moves to the back position.
Commesary defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Schlong's arms.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Schlong looking to score a takedown here. Commesary is defending well but Schlong drives through and ends up in Commesary's guard.
Schlong advances position into side control!
Schlong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Commesary is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong tries for a kimura but Commesary is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Commesary tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Schlong wants to take Commesary's back here but Commesary is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Commesary has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Commesary!
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Commesary has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and Commesary manages to pass to side control!
Schlong manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Schlong. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.
Schlong controlling Commesary's posture.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong controls Commesary momentarily but Commesary frees himself.
Commesary has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Astrid Commesary has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong managing to control the position.
Let's hope that Schlong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Commesary stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Commesary gets to his feet. Schlong looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Schlong scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Commesary is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Schlong trying to control from half guard but Commesary is working away.
Schlong is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Commesary defends it well.
Schlong maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Commesary could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Schlong has cracked it and Commesary is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Schlong!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Long Schlong!
A very excited looking Long Schlong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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