PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Satanic Panic (ranked 117 p4p, 210 weight class) and Ed Gein (ranked 20 p4p, 32 weight class). Panic comes to the cage accompanied by Freezing Moon. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Ed Gein enters the cage!

Panic
vs
Gein

172 cm
32
157
24 - 14 - 1

177 cm
73
156
30 - 13 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction
© Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Satanic Panic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ed Gein!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gein with the inside leg kick.
Gein moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Gein scores with a jab. Panic acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Gein is looking to slow Panic down with leg kicks.
A slow jab from Gein misses its intended target.
A telegraphed right hand from Gein misses the target.
Panic misses with a low kick.
Panic looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gein lands with a thumping leg kick.
Panic throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Panic shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That kick from Gein tenderised Panic's leg. Panic is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gein lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gein moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Gein.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Panic.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from Gein does it's job there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein misses with an uppercut.
Panic throws a shot from downtown. Gein moves away and avoids it.
Gein now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Panic connects with a good right hand that stumbles Gein. Gein circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Gein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Panic.
Gein scores with a jab to the head.
Decent striking displayed by Gein there.
Panic throws out a powerful jab.
Panic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gein.
An attempted straight right counter from Panic misses the target.
Gein throws a nice outside leg kick.
Panic lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gein's sensitive parts.
Good work by Gein as he checks the leg kick.
Gein clobbers Panic with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gein misses with a lunging right hand
and Panic counters with a good, hard body kick but Gein shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gein throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gein wants to slow Panic down by chopping away at his legs.
It looked like Panic was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Gein.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Panic is looking to counter punch.
Panic takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Gein throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Panic closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Gein as the two fighters clinch.
Panic's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Panic lands a body shot in the clinch.
Panic is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Gein misses with a punch on the inside.

Gein breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gein throws a nice outside leg kick.
Gein goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Gein misses the jab.
Gein fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Panic checks it well.
Panic throws a leg kick that misses.
Gein checks a leg kick nicely.
Gein lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panic slips under a jab.
Gein scores with a jab.
Ed Gein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gein misses the shot to the body.
Panic looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Gein takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Panic closes the distance and clinches.

Gein breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Panic gets a clinch.
Panic misses with a hook to the ribs.

Gein breaks from the clinch.
Gein lands a leg kick that knocks Panic off balance momentarily.
Panic keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gein.
An attempted straight right counter from Panic misses the target.
A shot to the liver by Panic. Beautiful body shot.
Panic throws a body punch but Gein moves out of range.
Gein goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Panic uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gein.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein throws a hook but Panic avoids it easily.
Panic is looking to counter punch.
Panic takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gein connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Panic throws a hook but Gein blocks it.
Panic's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gein under the eye.
An inside leg kick lands from Gein.
Gein jabs Panic right on the nose. Panic blinks but takes it well.
Panic scores with a leg kick.
Panic throws a jab when Gein was well out of range.
Gein misses with a straight left.
Gein lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gein loads up on a big right hand but Panic slips the punch.
Gein thumps Panic with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Gein throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ed Gein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Gein pushes Panic away with a front kick.
Gein throws a leg kick which misses Panic's front leg but catches the back leg as Panic tries to avoid it.
Gein scoring well with a low kick there.
Panic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Panic fires out a quick counter leg kick but Gein just manages to avoid it.
Gein throws a hook to the side of Panic's head but Panic sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Panic throwing a counter right hand but Gein manages to avoid it.
A big left from Gein misses.
Panic scoring well with a low kick there.
Gein throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Gein throws out a loose jab but Panic uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Gein. Beautiful body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gein moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gein lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gein lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gein has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Panic tries to clinch but Gein is having none of it.
Gein looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Panic tries to clinch up.
Ed Gein seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Panic takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Panic steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Gein. That one must have hurt.
Panic tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gein throws a hook but Panic blocks it.
Gein looks to land a left hand but Panic moved out of range nicely.
Good leg kick by Gein.
Gein pivots, looking for a leg kick but Panic is out of range and Gein settles back down.
Gein lands an overhand right.
A good leg kick by Gein.
Panic takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Panic with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Gein to score with a decent uppercut.
Panic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Panic misses the target.
Gein finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick from Gein, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A good leg kick by Gein.
Panic misses with a hook.
Gein throws a hook but Panic avoids it easily.
Gein swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Panic seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Gein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Panic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Panic throws a quick counter kick to the body but Gein avoids it.
Gein chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Gein needs to keep his hands up - Panic had a free shot at his head there.
Gein uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Panic.
Gein lands with a thumping leg kick.
Panic ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gein throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gein misses with a looping right.
Panic pivots, looking for a leg kick but Gein is out of range and Panic settles back down.
A countering left hand to the body from Gein misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panic cracks Gein with a good jab.
Panic uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gein.
Gein defending well as Panic loads up on a big left hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Panic looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gein looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Gein scoring well with a low kick there.
Panic misses with an uppercut. Gein saw that one coming.
Gein throws a leg kick
and Panic counters with a low kick, right behind Gein 's knee.
Panic moves away from the strike by Gein.

Panic rushes Gein and presses him up against the cage.
Panic lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gein or not.
Panic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gein's elbow.
Panic fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Panic misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panic misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gein throws a punch but it's blocked by Panic.
Panic swings wildly with an uppercut but Gein uses good head movement to avoid it.
Panic slowing the pace effectively.
Panic tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gein throws a head punch that misses.
Gein tries to circle away but Panic has him pinned against the cage.
Panic goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Panic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gein's elbow.
Panic misses with a hook from the clinch.

Panic drags the fight down to the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Panic managing to control the position.

Panic had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Gein defends it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ed Gein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Panic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gein tries a quick counter leg kick but Panic is wise to it.
Gein bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gein lands with a right hand.
Gein scores with a crisp jab that stopped Panic in his tracks.
Panic moves out of range of the body kick.
A jab from Gein misses.
Panic seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Panic thows a left - swing and a miss!
Panic has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A low kick lands for Gein.
Gein missing with a left hand there. Panic was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gein moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gein lands with a thumping leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gein.
A nice inside leg kick there by Gein. That's going to slow Panic down.
Panic looks to land a left hand but Gein moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein tries to score with a low kick but Panic moves his leg out of the way.
Panic thuds his shin into the meat of Gein's side.
Gein ducks under a wild hook from Panic.
Gein throws a body punch but Panic moves out of range.
Panic is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Gein is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Gein scores with a hook.
Panic has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gein.
Gein scores with a decent looking hook.
Gein defending well as Panic loads up on a big left hand.
Panic on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Gein connects with a leg kick.
Panic tries to clinch but Gein is having none of it.
Nice defenses there by Panic.
Panic feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Gein slips a straight right by Panic.
Satanic Panic has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ed Gein is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein misses with a looping right.
Panic seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Gein bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Panic's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gein throws a looping overhand right but Panic ducks down to avoid it.
Panic moves out of range of the body kick from Gein.
Gein scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Gein throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Gein throws a leg kick which misses Panic's front leg but catches the back leg as Panic tries to avoid it.
Gein misses the jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Gein as he connects with a hook.
Gein misses the jab.
Gein punishes Panic's body with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Gein misses.
Gein moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panic connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gein's hands.
Panic works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Gein scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Panic doesn't seem bothered though.
A telegraphed right hand from Gein misses the target.
It appears Panic was looking to counter with a kick there.
Gein throws the kick towards the body but Panic avoids it.
Panic takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Panic moves into the clinch successfully.
Panic throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Geins head.
Panic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gein's elbow.
Gein prevents a body shot from Panic.
Panic is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Gein throws a punch but it's blocked by Panic.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panic avoiding damage.
Panic stalling the fight.
Gein blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Panic lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right hand to the body from Panic.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Panic misses with a hook to the ribs.
Panic lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Panic misses with a body punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ed Gein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Gein winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ed Gein!
After winning the bout, Ed Gein thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.