PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Marshal Mayhem (ranked 2145 p4p, 13844 weight class) and Nico World Citizen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mayhem comes to the cage accompanied by Friday Night remixed by Astrophysics. World Citizen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rich Bitch. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mayhem
vs
World Citizen

178 cm
32
157
25 - 12 - 0

160 cm
54
145
23 - 17 - 3

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Hoarse Pills
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marshal Mayhem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 3, fighting out of London, Nico World Citizen!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
World Citizen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mayhem was well out of range. Poor timing from World Citizen.
Mayhem has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Silverback MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Marshal Mayhem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mayhem defending well as World Citizen loads up on a big left hand.
Mayhem uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before World Citizen has time to react.
Mayhem ducks under a wild hook from World Citizen.

Mayhem takes the fight into the clinch.
A short right from Mayhem.
Mayhem working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mayhem pushes World Citizen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from World Citizen.
World Citizen working aggressively here.
A short left from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a right hand that snaps the head of World Citizen backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
World Citizen has a couple of punches blocked by Mayhem.
World Citizen throws a punch but it's blocked by Mayhem.
Mayhem lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
World Citizen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Mayhem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayhem scores with a shot to the side of World Citizen's head.
A head punch on the inside from World Citizen fails to land.
A shot in the inside from World Citizen.
Mayhem blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Mayhem.

Mayhem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
World Citizen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Mayhem fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches World Citizen on the side of the head.
World Citizen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
World Citizen missing with a left hand there. Mayhem was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice uppercut lands for Mayhem. That snapped World Citizen's head back.
World Citizen misses the body punch
and Mayhem counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
World Citizen walks into a jab.
World Citizen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Mayhem cracks World Citizen with a good jab.

Mayhem moves into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mayhem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mayhem prevents a body shot from World Citizen.
World Citizen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem lands a left hand that snaps the head of World Citizen backwards.
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
World Citizen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Mayhem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A decent looking cross lands there for Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a lovely overhand right.
Mayhem works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mayhem jabs World Citizen right on the nose. World Citizen blinks but takes it well.
World Citizen should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
World Citizen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Mayhem clinches up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mayhem.
World Citizen tries to throw a body punch but Mayhem avoids it by throwing World Citizen back against the cage.
Mayhem lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mayhem lands a left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.
World Citizen misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of World Citizens head.
World Citizen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.
Mayhem blocks a body shot from World Citizen.
Mayhem makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mayhem lands a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Mayhem.
World Citizen looks winded!

Mayhem breaks the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Mayhem there.
Mayhem swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by World Citizen.
Mayhem is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
World Citizen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mayhem lands an overhand right.

Mayhem closes the distance and clinches.
A short left from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Mayhem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mayhem, as that shot connected.
Mayhem is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
World Citizen walks into a stiff left hand from Mayhem.
Mayhem connects with a body shot that sends World Citizen's belly button to the back.

Mayhem moves into the clinch successfully.
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mayhem lands a body punch in the clinch.

Mayhem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mayhem takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
World Citizen moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
Mayhem scores with a jab.

Mayhem takes the fight into the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mayhem.
A nice left hand lands by Mayhem.
Still in the clinch, Mayhem scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Marshal Mayhem dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Mayhem lands with an uppercut that bounces World Citizen off the cage and back into range.
Mayhem lands a nice looking body shot.
Mayhem swats away the attempt to clinch by World Citizen.
The crowd cheers as Mayhem lands an impressive looking overhand right. World Citizen doesn't seem phased though.
Mayhem avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Donk. Mayhem catches World Citizen right on the button with a cross.
World Citizen throws a sloppy head kick
letting Mayhem counter with a right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mayhem, as that shot connected.
Nice shot by Mayhem.
Mayhem takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mayhem slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
World Citizen takes a jab right on the kisser.

World Citizen is rocked!
Mayhem is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
World Citizen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
World Citizen is still on wobbly legs! Can Mayhem finish him?
Mayhem is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayhem swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by World Citizen.
World Citizen misses the shot to the body.
Mayhem seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Mayhem is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that World Citizen can do to turn this around?
World Citizen misses with a wild body shot.
World Citizen seems to have recovered his senses.
Mayhem with a nice cross.
Nice cross by Mayhem.
Mayhem works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mayhem lands with a hook. World Citizen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mayhem blocks a head kick by World Citizen.
Mayhem feints a jab promting World Citizen to slip. Mayhem then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. World Citizen slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Mayhem gets a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
World Citizen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Marshal Mayhem has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Mayhem lands with a right to the head.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a right hand that snaps the head of World Citizen backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Mayhem.
World Citizen is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Mayhem.
Mayhem throws a big uppercut that drops World Citizen! More strikes from Mayhem and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! World Citizen lies dazed against the cage as Mayhem celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marshal Mayhem!
Marshal Mayhem spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.