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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 338 p4p, 4296 weight class) and Dennis Fischer (ranked 52 p4p, 586 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinky Stonk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dennis Fischer!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Skip Squint and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stonk lands the left hand.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Fischer slips the punch.
Stonk rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fischer counters with a shoot takedown. Stonk fights it but they end up in guard.
Stonk keeping full guard, as Fischer tries to pass.
Stonk is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Stonk tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fischer trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stonk is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk keeping moving, preventing Fischer from controlling successfully.
Stonk looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Fischer wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving.
Stonk controlling Fischer's posture.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Stonk misses the jab.
And Fischer tries to counter it with a takedown but Stonk pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Stonk throws a jab but it's blocked by Fischer.
Stonk throws an overhand right that lands on Fischer's shoulder, as Fischer tries to avoid the shot.
Fischer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
Fischer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Stonk missing with a left hand there. Fischer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stonk cracks Fischer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fischer slips a jab from Stonk.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Stinky Stonk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk throws a lazy uppercut
and Fischer counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stonk won't be happy with that.
Fischer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stonk keeps working.
Stonk manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fischer is looking for a sweep. Stonk is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stonk works his way into full mount!
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
Further stalling from Stonk.
Fischer tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.
Stonk controlling his opponent.
Stonk works his way to his opponent's back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Stonk is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Stonk has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Stonk.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stonk continues to stall.
Fischer is really stuck here.
What can Fischer do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Stonk avoiding Fischer 's attempts to control his hands.
Stonk trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Fischer doesn't escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Fischer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stonk.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Fischer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Fischer's head but Fischer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Fischer moves away from the strike by Stonk.
Stonk scores with a jab to the jaw.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fischer can do to turn this around?
A slow jab from Stonk misses its intended target.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fischer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
And Fischer tries to counter it with a takedown but Stonk pushes his down on his head and steps out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And Fischer tries to counter it with a takedown but Stonk pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Fischer moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Stonk is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fischer's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stonk misses with a hook. Fischer ducked under it nicely.
Stonk misses with a hook
and Fischer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fischer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Fischer wants to get back to full guard.
Fischer wants to control but Stonk is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Stonk controlling the action here.
Stonk is thwarting Fischer's attempts to control the position.
Stonk is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Fischer!
Stonk tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Fischer is trying to escape the mount.
Fischer wants to hold on but Stonk pushes him away.
Stonk takes Fischer's back.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk is not going to allow Fischer to sit and survive in this position.
Good control from Stonk.
Fischer trying to control the hands but Stonk won't let him.
You can see the frustration on Fischer's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk controls the action.
Stonk continues to hold on tight.
Stonk is hanging on to Fischer's back as he tries to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stonk controlling from the back.
You can see the frustration on Fischer's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
What can Fischer do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Stinky Stonk overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fischer is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fischer tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Stonk has good solid back control here.
Fischer trying to control but not successfully.
Stonk has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Fischer's body.
Fischer trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Stonk has good solid back control here.
Fischer tries to escape but Stonk has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Stonk misses with a hook
and Fischer counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Stonk is pressing down on Fischer's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Stonk has control of Fischer's left arm, preventing Fischer from doing any damage.
Fischer won't allow Stonk to sweep him here.
Stonk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fischer manages to get himself to full guard.
Fischer is trying to keep Stonk in close.
Stonk pushes down on Fischer's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Stonk controlling the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fischer is trying to get back to full guard.
Fischer is looking to control Stonk's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fischer avoid being mounted?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk passes the guard and advances to mount!
Stonk sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Stonk with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Fischer is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Stonk has taken his back.
Fischer is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Stonk.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fischer trying to control the hands but Stonk breaks the grip.
Stonk biding his time, looking for the opening.
Stonk is hanging on to Fischer's back as he tries to escape.
Stonk just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Fischer tries to escape the position.
Stonk is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fischer trying to control the action but Stonk just sinks the hooks in.
Fischer is in bad spot here.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
More hug and hope from Stonk.
Fischer is trying to break free.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Fischer buck him off.
Stonk avoiding Fischer 's attempts to control his hands.
Fischer might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Stonk haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stonk biding his time, looking for the opening.
Fischer trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
I would not like to be Fischer right now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Stonk throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fischer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fischer.
Stonk looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Stonk keeping full guard, as Fischer tries to pass.
Fischer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Fischer is fighting to break Stonk's control of his arms but Stonk is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Stonk tries to land a sweep but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk managing to control the position.
Fischer tries to free his leg and advance position but Stonk is retaining full guard.
Stonk is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fischer wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Fischer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Stonk slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Stonk is pushing down on Fischer's leg trying to pass to half guard. Fischer is fighting to maintain full guard but Stonk has managed to sneak the leg through.
Stonk trying to control the pace.
Fischer trying to control from the bottom.
Stonk is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fischer is looking to improve his position.
Stonk is controlling the pace.
Fischer is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Stonk seems content to control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fischer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Stonk moves nicely into side control.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Stonk advances nicely into full mount.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
Fischer prevents Stonk from taking his back.
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fischer working to try and regain half guard.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fischer is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Stonk is looking to work his way around to Fischer's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Fischer has given up his back. Will we see Stonk going for some submissions?
Stonk keeps control of the position easily here as Fischer tries to buck him off.
Fischer wants to control his opponent's hands but Stonk gets his hands free.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stonk controls the action.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk had his way with Dennis Fischer in that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Stonk misses with an uppercut. Fischer saw that one coming.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Fischer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stonk.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stonk misses with a looping right.
Stonk throws a hook but Fischer blocks it.
Stinky Stonk is winning the standup battle so far.
Stonk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fischer.
Stonk misses the jab.
Fischer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Fischer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Fischer slips a jab from Stonk.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
A jab from Stonk misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Fischer.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stonk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fischer.
Fischer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Stonk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fischer.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fischer moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Nice defenses there by Fischer.
Stonk swings widly with a right hand
and Fischer counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Stonk wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Fischer trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fischer is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Stonk has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Fischer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stonk throws a lazy uppercut
and Fischer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stonk!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk tries to bench press Fischer off him but Fischer keeps the position.
Fischer wants to control but Stonk is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Stonk in particular looking to stall.
Stonk looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Stonk seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Stonk works his way into full mount!
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fischer tries to hold on but Stonk pushes him away.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fischer is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fischer prevents Stonk from taking his back.
Fischer has given up his back.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Stonk controlling the positon.
Fischer is in bad spot here.
Stonk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Fischer rolls, trying to escape but Stonk keeps control of the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fischer trying to control the position but Stonk manages to sink in the hooks.
Dennis Fischer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Stonk controls the action.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stonk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 50:45
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 50:45
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
An out of breath Stinky Stonk thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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