PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jumba Jookiba (ranked 22822 p4p, 2197 weight class) and Alexandros Stamatis (ranked 256 p4p, 0 weight class). Stamatis comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sabaton - Sparta kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Alexandros Stamatis has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Jookiba
vs
Stamatis

225 cm
32
265
10 - 44 - 0

207 cm
42
265
43 - 25 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 44 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumba Jookiba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 43 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexandros Stamatis!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stamatis punishes Jookiba's body with a nice straight punch.
Jookiba really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stamatis shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Jookiba eats them both and turns towards Stamatis to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Jumba Jookiba has been cut.
Jookiba tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Stamatis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Jookiba is rocked!
Jookiba gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stamatis counters with a big right hand! Oh Jookiba is in trouble here! Stamatis follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexandros Stamatis!
Alexandros Stamatis decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.