PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Dickweed (ranked 3285 p4p, 2588 weight class) and Oliver Hardy (ranked 372 p4p, 303 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dickweed
vs
Hardy

200 cm
22
275
3 - 3 - 0

196 cm
20
285
4 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Dickweed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Oliver Hardy!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hardy drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Dickweed tries to improve position but can't.
Hardy lands a nice forearm strike.
Hardy controls the position.
Hardy wants to control but Dickweed is keeping him busy.
Hardy lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Dickweed down.
Dickweed on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Dickweed is looking to regain half guard here but Hardy keeps moving and retains side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hardy is chipping away with strikes.
Hardy trying to control the action but Dickweed is working from the bottom.
Hardy is working Dickweed over with some ground and pound from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard.
Dickweed takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hardy working the ground and pound.
Hardy working the body and head with strikes.
Dickweed prevents Hardy from improving position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickweed is working to avoid the ground and pound but Hardy connects with a decent elbow.
Hardy controlling the position.
Dickweed looks to move to half guard but instead Hardy has passed into mount! Damn!
Hardy landing punches.
Dickweed is squirming around, avoiding Hardy's attempts to control the action.
Hardy putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Hardy looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Dickweed is rocked!
Hardy looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Dickweed covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oliver Hardy!
Oliver Hardy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.