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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vyvyan Bastard (ranked 5871 p4p, 5684 weight class) and Jeremy Corbyn (ranked 240 p4p, 235 weight class). Corbyn is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by 7 Nation Army - The White Stripes. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Vyvyan Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jeremy Corbyn!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Lou da Vinci and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Corbyn scores with a sloppy right hand. Bastard should have avoided that one.
Bastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Corbyn lands with a right hand.
Bastard walks straight into a right hand from Corbyn - that's dropped him! Corbyn jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Bastard from any more punishment! Bastard complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jeremy Corbyn!
Jeremy Corbyn seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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