PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fridge Largemeat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Conner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Conner is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Theme From 'Roseanne'. Conner has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Largemeat
vs
Conner

191 cm
19
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

199 cm
22
273 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

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Non-Stop Nutrition
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fridge Largemeat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dan Conner!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Leandro Rodrigues and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Conner misses with a two punch combination.
A slow jab from Conner misses its intended target.
A punch combination from Conner misses.
Conner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dan Conner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Largemeat moves out of range as Conner strikes.
Conner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Conner thows a body shot but no joy.
Conner misses the shot to the body.
Conner misses with a double jab.
Largemeat tries to close the distance and clinch but Conner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Conner looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Conner lunges at Largemeat with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Largemeat's hand.
Largemeat goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Dan Conner has been cut.
Conner looks gassed!
Largemeat walks into a jab.
Largemeat thuds a left hand into Conner's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Largemeat instigates a clinch.
Largemeat avoiding damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Largemeat.
Largemeat gets through Conner's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Largemeat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Largemeat lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Largemeat - that landed with a thud.
A shot in the inside from Largemeat.
Largemeat slows down the pace here.
Largemeat scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Largemeat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Largemeat seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.

Largemeat is trying to trip Conner. He has hold of a leg but Conner is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Largemeat persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Largemeat slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conner is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Conner looking to hit a scissor sweep but Largemeat is one step ahead there.
Conner trying to keep a closed guard but Largemeat is proving a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Largemeat seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Largemeat has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Conner avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Largemeat trying to control the position from guard on top but Conner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fridge Largemeat dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dan Conner's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Largemeat wants to clinch up but Conner keeps it at a distance.
Largemeat circles away from the clinch attempt

and Largemeat counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Largemeat scores with a nice hook to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Largemeat.
Largemeat lands a left hand.
Conner wants to break free but Largemeat has control.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Largemeat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Conner has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Largemeat is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Conner is breathing heavily.
Largemeat stalling against the cage.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Largemeat is pressed up against the cage. Conner has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Largemeat down to the mat. Largemeat avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Largemeat throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Conner misses with an attempted mid kick.
Conner throws a combination that misses

and Largemeat moves into the clinch.
Conner is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fridge Largemeat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dan Conner.
Conner tries to score a body lock takedown but Largemeat shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Largemeat scores with a shoulder strike.
Conner being controlled against the cage.
Largemeat looking for a takedown.
Largemeat lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Conner.
Largemeat content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Largemeat is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Largemeat content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Largemeat stops a takedown attempt from Conner.
Largemeat has Conner pressed against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fridge Largemeat.

Largemeat closes the distance and clinches.
Conner has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Largemeat avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Largemeat.
A right hook to the body lands for Largemeat.
Largemeat has Conner pushed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fridge Largemeat.

Largemeat moves into the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Largemeat gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Conner goes for a takedown in the clinch but Largemeat prevents it.
Largemeat is struggling to control the position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fridge Largemeat.
Conner misses with a combination

and Largemeat lands a stunning uppercut that sends Conner to the mat!

Conner is rocked!

That has opened up Dan Conner's cut even more.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Conner on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Largemeat works his way into side control.
Largemeat content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Largemeat landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Largemeat controlling the position from side mount.
Conner is trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fridge Largemeat dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dan Conner's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Largemeat moves into range and clinches up with Conner.
Largemeat taking a breather.
Conner is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Largemeat is pushing Conner up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Conner tries to score a body lock takedown but Largemeat shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Largemeat just leaning against Conner, taking a breather.
Conner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Largemeat has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Conner clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Conner is taking damage to the body and head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Largemeat lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Largemeat is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conner can do to turn this around?
Largemeat gets his hands free as Conner looks to control.
Largemeat scores with punches and elbows.
Largemeat throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Conner!

The cut above Dan Conner's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Largemeat lands shots from the back.

Dan Conner's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dan Conner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fridge Largemeat!