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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tim Drake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vagina McGinastein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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140 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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144 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Brawler
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Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tim Drake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Vagina McGinastein!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drake misses with a jab, cross combination.
McGinastein stuffs the takedown.
Drake throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McGinastein's waist but McGinastein gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Drake off to one side.
McGinastein moves in looking to clinch but Drake pushes him off.
Drake throws an overhand right that lands on McGinastein's shoulder, as McGinastein tries to avoid the shot.
Drake fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Drake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice takedown defense from McGinastein. No joy for Drake on that attempt.
McGinastein rushes Drake and presses him up against the cage.
McGinastein scores with a knee to the head.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. Drake won't want to take too many of those.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGinastein.
Drake is breathing heavily.
Nice elbow from McGinastein.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McGinastein lands a knee to the body.
McGinastein is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Drake takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGinastein lands a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Drake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGinastein scores a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice elbow from McGinastein.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head.
Drake takes a knee to the side of the body.
McGinastein crunches a lovely knee into Drake's ribcage.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head.
McGinastein connects with a nasty looking knee right to Drake's face.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. Drake lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from McGinastein.
McGinastein lands a knee to the body.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.
McGinastein throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGinastein throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, McGinastein throws an elbow but misses.
Drake takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drake is working for takedown but McGinastein is calmly controlling the position for now.
Drake takes an elbow to the temple.
Drake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drake is trying to break the clinch but McGinastein has him pressed against the cage.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section.
McGinastein is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drake is defending well for now.
McGinastein prevents the takedown attempt.
Drake blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Drake wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McGinastein has him pressed against the cage.
Drake avoiding damage as McGinastein throws knees to the body.
Drake wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
Drake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drake is trying to break the clinch but McGinastein is controlling him.
Drake is trying to maintain a safe position but McGinastein gets an underhook and turns Drake into the cage.
McGinastein looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McGinastein lands an elbow that stopped Drake in his tracks for a moment.
Drake is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drake.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. Drake won't want to take too many of those.
Drake is trying to drag McGinastein to the mat but McGinastein just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but Drake avoids the damage to the body.
McGinastein using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Drake has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McGinastein with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Drake looking for a takedown.
Drake wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McGinastein has him pressed against the cage.
Drake managing to block the knees to the body from McGinastein.
Drake using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McGinastein has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Drake is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. McGinastein can't fight it off and eventually Drake manages to take the fight to the floor. McGinastein looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Drake pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McGinastein is keeping the position for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drake sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McGinastein's guard.
McGinastein really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Drake. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Drake is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, McGinastein has managed to free his arm - good work.
McGinastein is trying to stand back up but Drake is controlling him
Drake trying to pass the guard but McGinastein defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Drake is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vagina McGinastein dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Drake keeps the fight on the outside.
Drake throws a right hand that McGinastein ducks under and follows up with a left that McGinastein also avoids with ease.
McGinastein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drake.
Drake misses with the combination.
McGinastein lands a two punch combo.
McGinastein closes the distance and clinches.
Drake can't break the clinch.
Drake takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGinastein is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drake is defending well for now.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGinastein lands an elbow that stopped Drake in his tracks for a moment.
A knee to the head by McGinastein.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.
McGinastein is breathing heavily.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Drake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGinastein prevents Drake from breaking the clinch.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Drake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGinastein lands a knee to the body.
McGinastein with a knee to the head.
McGinastein has Drake pressed against the cage, preventing Drake from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McGinastein tries to land a knee to the head but Drake blocks with his arms.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McGinastein.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McGinastein.
McGinastein missing with knees to the body.
Drake is trying to force a seperation but McGinastein has the dominant position.
McGinastein tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McGinastein with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Drake taking a breather.
McGinastein missing with knees to the body.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but Drake avoids the damage to the body.
Drake has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drake wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McGinastein is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drake is defending well for now.
Drake looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Drake blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Drake is trying to drag McGinastein to the mat but McGinastein just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Drake blocks an elbow strike from McGinastein.
Drake wants to stall.
McGinastein tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Drake avoids it.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Drake looking to slow down the pace here.
Drake turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Drake manages to end up in side control.
Drake moves into full mount!
Drake has control of McGinastein's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and McGinastein regains control of the situation pretty easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drake jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but McGinastein manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Drake goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, McGinastein has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Drake but great work by McGinastein.
Drake is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked McGinastein off and has taken his back!
McGinastein is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Drake gets his way!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein turns into Drake and is now in his guard.
Drake is looking for a triangle but McGinastein pushes his legs off easily.
Drake looking for a sweep. Not yet Drake, not yet.
McGinastein stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Drake takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Drake misses with a wild combination.
McGinastein tries to clinch up.
McGinastein closes the distance and clinches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Vagina McGinastein will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Drake throws a combination that misses
and McGinastein counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Drake is trying to break the clinch but McGinastein is controlling him.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Drake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drake takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Drake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Drake takes a knee to the side of the body.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside that Drake shrugs off.
Drake takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGinastein.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
McGinastein prevents Drake from breaking the clinch.
Drake has McGinastein pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McGinastein manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
McGinastein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. Drake won't want to take too many of those.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but Drake avoids the damage to the body.
Vagina McGinastein seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Knees to the body from McGinastein.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drake managing to block the knees to the body from McGinastein.
Drake avoids the elbow strike from McGinastein, against the cage.
Drake doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McGinastein landing knees to the body.
Drake has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. McGinastein is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
McGinastein is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drake is defending well for now.
Drake is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Drake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGinastein using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Drake has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McGinastein tries to land a knee to the head but Drake blocks with his arms.
Drake looking to throw knees to the head but McGinastein is blocking nicely.
McGinastein blocks an uppercut.
McGinastein using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Drake has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Drake tries to break the clinch but McGinastein is controlling the position.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drake.
A frustrated look appears on Drake's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but Drake avoids the damage to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McGinastein tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McGinastein working Drake over with knees to the body.
Drake is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McGinastein gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Drake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Drake takes an elbow to the forehead.
Drake takes an elbow to the forehead.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Drake is trying to break the clinch but McGinastein has him pressed against the cage.
Drake's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Drake has his takedown stuffed
and McGinastein counters by moving into the clinch.
McGinastein scores a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
Drake misses with some punches.
Drake avoiding damage as McGinastein throws knees to the body.
Drake wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Drake misses with some punches.
Drake avoids the elbow strike from McGinastein, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
McGinastein looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McGinastein misses with a knee strike.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but Drake avoids the damage to the body.
Drake working hard to break the clinch.
McGinastein throws a knee to the head but misses.
Drake blocks an elbow strike.
Drake is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Drake blocks the elbow strike.
Drake jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McGinastein walks away with a smile on his face. Drake gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McGinastein displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Drake.
Drake drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if McGinastein can do anything to dispel that myth.
Drake trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drake drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but McGinastein manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Drake has McGinastein in his guard.
Drake is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Drake prevents McGinastein from improving his position.
Drake wants to work for an arm triangle but McGinastein is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Vagina McGinastein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McGinastein winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Vagina McGinastein!
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight for Vagina McGinastein!
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Vagina McGinastein!
Vagina McGinastein wins by unanimous decision!
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