PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Philemon Dander (ranked 4046 p4p, 3968 weight class) and Loco De Mierda (ranked 433 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Dander
vs
De Mierda

203 cm
25
265
3 - 0 - 0

192 cm
25
270
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Philemon Dander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Loco De Mierda!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dander tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Mierda was well out of range. Poor timing from Dander.
De Mierda lands a nice looking body shot.
Dander misses with a few strikes there.
De Mierda moves into range and connects with a jab.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! De Mierda has cracked Dander with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! De Mierda lands another huge swinging hook and Dander tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Dander, before De Mierda can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Loco De Mierda!
A very excited looking Loco De Mierda made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.