PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Seagal (ranked 3941 p4p, 6609 weight class) and Mountain Rivera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seagal comes to the cage accompanied by Not for Sale. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mountain Rivera was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Seagal
vs
Rivera

190 cm
40
286
25 - 25 - 0

197 cm
72
274
32 - 153 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 153 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mountain Rivera!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rivera shoots and misses

and Seagal counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Rivera looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Seagal controlling the action here.
Rivera has hold of Seagal's hands but Seagal slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Seagal lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Seagal stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rivera backs away from a small jab... but Seagal lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Rivera crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Seagal with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Steven Seagal!