PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Obama Filth (ranked 1733 p4p, 2424 weight class) and Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf (ranked 235 p4p, 311 weight class). Filth comes into the arena with Beat the Bastards blaring out of the sound system. Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Filth
vs
Tamdfjsmf

185 cm
32
193
17 - 14 - 1

184 cm
33
190
14 - 34 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 34 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tamdfjsmf drives through and clinches with Filth against the cage.
Filth lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Filth stalling in the clinch.
Tamdfjsmf tries to pull guard but Filth holds him up against the cage and eventually Tamdfjsmf drops back down to his feet.
Tamdfjsmf wants a takedown but no success here.
Tamdfjsmf jumps guard but Filth turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Obama Filth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf.
Filth scores with a shoulder strike.
Tamdfjsmf tries to pull guard but Filth forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Filth slows down the pace here.
Filth stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Filth stops a takedown attempt from Tamdfjsmf.
Filth prevents the takedown attempt.
Filth will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tamdfjsmf up against the cage.
Tamdfjsmf drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Filth gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf tries to score a body lock takedown but Filth shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Filth has Tamdfjsmf pressed against the cage.
Tamdfjsmf trying to stall but Filth improves his position.
Filth prevents Tamdfjsmf from breaking the clinch.
Tamdfjsmf drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Filth gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Tamdfjsmf fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tamdfjsmf misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Filth.
Filth is struggling to control the position.
Tamdfjsmf takes a shot to the head.
Filth leaning his opponent against the cage.
Filth lands a hook that snaps the head of Tamdfjsmf backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filth lands with a right to the head.

Filth escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice takedown defense from Filth. No joy for Tamdfjsmf on that attempt.

Filth moves into the clinch successfully.
Filth misses with a body punch.
Filth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Filth stalling against the cage.

Filth pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Tamdfjsmf gets tackled into the cage by Filth. Filth maintains the clinch.
Filth slowing the pace effectively.
Tamdfjsmf goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Filth stalling.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Filth manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tamdfjsmfs head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Filth pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Filth lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tamdfjsmf backwards.
Filth blocks a body shot from Tamdfjsmf.
Filth lands a nice shot to the body.
Filth working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Filth lands a nice uppercut.
Filth pressing his opponent against the cage.
Filth pushes Tamdfjsmf back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Filth lands a left hand.
Filth prevents a takedown attempt there.
Filth is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth keeps control of Tamdfjsmf as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tamdfjsmf looking to throw knees to the head but Filth is blocking nicely.
Filth leaning his opponent against the cage.

Tamdfjsmf has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Filth is trying to keep an underhook but Tamdfjsmf manages to get the takedown into half guard.

Filth pushes Tamdfjsmf off and gets back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Filth getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Filth throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

Tamdfjsmf clinches up against the cage.
Tamdfjsmf misses with a hook to the ribs.
Filth just leaning against Tamdfjsmf, taking a breather.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Obama Filth dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Tamdfjsmf wants to clinch
and Filth counters with a three punch combo that has Tamdfjsmf backing up. Tamdfjsmf nods at Filth to acknowledge the strikes.
Tamdfjsmf doesn't manage to clinch there - Filth circles away.
Tamdfjsmf looks to clinch
enabling Filth to counter with a crisp jab.

Tamdfjsmf is rocked!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Tamdfjsmf is still on wobbly legs! Can Filth finish him?
Filth is leaning against Tamdfjsmf and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Tamdfjsmf seems to have recovered his senses.
Tamdfjsmf looking for a takedown.
Filth lands with a light punch inside.

Filth manages to break the clinch.
Tamdfjsmf tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Filth counter with a right hand.
Tamdfjsmf fails with an attempt to clinch.
Filth lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tamdfjsmf closes the distance looking to clinch
and Filth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Filth comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Tamdfjsmf falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Tamdfjsmf was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Obama Filth!
In his post fight interview, Obama Filth started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.