PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ibasour Sershurrapal (ranked 914 p4p, 771 weight class) and Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 81 p4p, 70 weight class). Sershurrapal comes to the cage accompanied by Smoking Snakes. Cuntmara has chosen $$ Hoes mad $$ as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sershurrapal
vs
Cuntmara

175 cm
31
145
16 - 10 - 0

179 cm
35
145
30 - 16 - 3

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Brooklyn Apothecary

NARCOS
Silverback Sweatshop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ibasour Sershurrapal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Steve Erwin and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sershurrapal has closed the distance and engaged Cuntmara in a clinch.
Sershurrapal misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sershurrapal working aggressively here.

Cuntmara works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

Sershurrapal working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Cuntmara has passed into half guard!

Sershurrapal looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Cuntmara slows the pace down in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Sershurrapal looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Cuntmara pushes past his half guard into mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sershurrapal is looking to get to half guard.
Cuntmara wants to control the pace but Sershurrapal is squirming around nicely.
Sershurrapal is working to get back to half guard.
Sershurrapal looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Cuntmara has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Sershurrapal's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara keeps control of the position as Sershurrapal tries to break free.
Cuntmara biding his time, looking for the opening.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara controlling well, preventing Sershurrapal from escaping the position.
Cuntmara trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Sershurrapal doesn't escape.
Cuntmara has the hooks in. Sershurrapal is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Cuntmara has good solid back control here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cuntmara tries to get the hooks in deep but Sershurrapal pushed the leg off.
Cuntmara has the hooks in. Sershurrapal is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
I would not like to be Sershurrapal right now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sershurrapal is in bad spot here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sershurrapal is working hard here to advance position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cuntmara throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Sershurrapal tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Cuntmara is in Sershurrapal's guard.
Ibrahim Cuntmara has got the better of the ground game so far.
Cuntmara advances position into side control!
Cuntmara trying to control the position but Sershurrapal is working away.
Sershurrapal is letting Cuntmara control him for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cuntmara's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sershurrapal is trying to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara trying to control the action but Sershurrapal is working from the bottom.
Sershurrapal is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cuntmara trying to control the position but Sershurrapal is working away.
Sershurrapal tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Cuntmara trying to control the position but Sershurrapal is working away.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Sershurrapal is trying to get back to half guard.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

Sershurrapal moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sershurrapal misses with some punches.
Cuntmara blocking some punches.
Cuntmara blocks an uppercut.
Sershurrapal tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cuntmara's elbow.
Sershurrapal can't find room to land a body shot as Cuntmara controls the action.
Sershurrapal scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sershurrapal misses with a body punch.
Cuntmara takes a shot to the head.

Cuntmara works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

Sershurrapal looking for subs off his back but Cuntmara has passed one foot through into half guard.

Sershurrapal looking for subs from the bottom but Cuntmara mounts him!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara controlling from the full mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sershurrapal really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Cuntmara is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Sershurrapal's half guard.
Sershurrapal tries to roll over but Cuntmara keeps him under control.
Cuntmara is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Sershurrapal tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Cuntmara has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sershurrapal keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara controlling the pace for now.
Cuntmara takes Sershurrapal's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Sershurrapal is in trouble.
Sershurrapal is trying to break free.
Good control from Cuntmara.
Ibasour Sershurrapal has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Sershurrapal is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Sershurrapal staying busy and making it hard for Cuntmara to control.
Sershurrapal is trying to break free.
Cuntmara trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Sershurrapal doesn't escape.
Sershurrapal tries to escape but Cuntmara has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Sershurrapal is defending well here and trying to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara tries to get the hooks in deep but Sershurrapal pushed the leg off.
Cuntmara has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Sershurrapal's body.
Sershurrapal tries to escape the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cuntmara controls the action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ibrahim Cuntmara comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Cuntmara winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ibrahim Cuntmara!
A determined Ibrahim Cuntmara didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!