PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ulysses Battleby (ranked 480 p4p, 476 weight class) and Cynical Christoph (ranked 45 p4p, 71 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Battleby
vs
Christoph

179 cm
29
151
11 - 4 - 0

175 cm
28
151
16 - 9 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ulysses Battleby!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Cynical Christoph!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Sergei Dronov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christoph on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Christoph.
Battleby looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Battleby throws a quick inside leg kick.
Christoph thows a left - swing and a miss!
Battleby fires out a quick counter leg kick but Christoph just manages to avoid it.
Battleby dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Christoph scores with a sloppy right hand. Battleby should have avoided that one.
Battleby throws a quick inside leg kick.
Christoph throws an off balance right hand
letting Battleby counter with a right hand.
Battleby misses the body punch
and Christoph connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Christoph falls off balance throwing a combination
and Battleby counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Battleby displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christoph throws out the jab.
Battleby seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Christoph misses with a looping right.
Cynical Christoph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christoph ducks under a wild hook from Battleby.
A thudding body kick lands there by Christoph!
Christoph misses with a lunging right hand
and Battleby makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Christoph defending well as Battleby loads up on a big left hand.

Christoph lands a big right hand that sends Battleby crashing to the mat! Christoph stays standing though and waves Battleby back to his feet!

Battleby is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Christoph lands a jab to Battleby's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christoph ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Battleby's jaw. Battleby's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Christoph does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cynical Christoph!
Cynical Christoph decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.