PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baines Pond (ranked 4374 p4p, 4759 weight class) and Randy Lahey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pond comes to the cage accompanied by Secret Agent Man. Baines Pond is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Pond
vs
Lahey

186 cm
18
184
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
175
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Baines Pond!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Randy Lahey!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Kenichi Hosakawa and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lahey has managed to clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lahey creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pond trying to control the position but instead, Lahey has worked for underhooks and has pushed Pond into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lahey.
Lahey lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pond backwards.
Pond trying to control the position but instead, Lahey has worked for underhooks and has pushed Pond into the cage.
Lahey throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lahey pushes Pond back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lahey scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lahey lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pond backwards.
Pond goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lahey presses Pond against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lahey lands with a short shot to the head.
Lahey scores with a shot to the side of Pond's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lahey lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pond.
Lahey lands a hook to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Lahey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lahey lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lahey lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lahey lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Lahey.
Lahey lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pond backwards.
Lahey pushes Pond back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lahey lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pond backwards.
Lahey presses Pond against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pond stalling in the clinch but Lahey improves position.
Lahey scores with a shot to the side of Pond's head.
Pond tries to throw a body punch but Lahey avoids it by throwing Pond back against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lahey lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lahey lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lahey scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lahey.
Lahey presses Pond against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lahey lands a right hand.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lahey softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Pond is rocked!
Lahey misses with the head strike.
Oh Pond is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lahey throws a head punch that misses.
Lahey swings wildly with an uppercut but Pond uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pond blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pond.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lahey.
Pond creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lahey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lahey misses with the head strike.
Lahey misses with the head strike.
Lahey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lahey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pond blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pond.
Lahey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pond blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lahey misses with some punches.
Pond seems to have got his legs back now.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lahey.
Pond takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pond.
Pond looking to stall.
A short left from Lahey.
Pond taking a breather.
Lahey creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Pond's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Pond drops to his knees and Lahey pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Lahey!
Baines Pond was interviewed post fight and said 'Do you expect me to talk?'.