PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd (ranked 3537 p4p, 3473 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 157 p4p, 155 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Tsmfimsfnd
vs
Goldberg

190 cm
36
240
16 - 27 - 0

198 cm
46
217
29 - 35 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 27 - 0, fighting out of London, Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 35 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goldberg looks for the body kick but Tsmfimsfnd saw that one coming.
Tsmfimsfnd feinted with a counter takedown.
Crunch! Goldberg slams his shin into Tsmfimsfnd's torso.
Goldberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tsmfimsfnd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A clash of legs there as Goldberg blocks the low kick.
Goldberg looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A big left from Goldberg misses.
Goldberg cracks Tsmfimsfnd with an open hand slap.
Goldberg connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tsmfimsfnd. Tsmfimsfnd circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd has been cut.
Goldberg lands an overhand right.
Tsmfimsfnd defending well as Goldberg loads up on a big left hand.
Tsmfimsfnd seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Tsmfimsfnd throws a sloppy head kick and Goldberg moves out of range easily.
Goldberg throws a body punch but Tsmfimsfnd moves out of range.
Goldberg throws a jab when Tsmfimsfnd was well out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Goldberg there.
Tsmfimsfnd misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tsmfimsfnd tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tsmfimsfnd staying out of range there.

Tsmfimsfnd clinches up with Goldberg and pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goldberg lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Goldberg lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tsmfimsfnd prevents a body shot from Goldberg.
Tsmfimsfnd tries to stall but Goldberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Goldberg working aggressively here.
Goldberg has a couple of punches blocked by Tsmfimsfnd.
Tsmfimsfnd jumps guard but Goldberg turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Tsmfimsfnd drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Goldberg gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Goldberg throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Goldberg lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Goldberg misses with a short punch on the inside.
Goldberg lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Goldberg.
Tsmfimsfnd working hard to break the clinch.
Goldberg struggles to land a body shot inside as Tsmfimsfnd controls his hands.
Tsmfimsfnd looking to slow down the pace here.
Tsmfimsfnd will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Goldberg up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goldberg digs a right hand into Tsmfimsfnd's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tsmfimsfnd's gas tank.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Goldberg.
Goldberg misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goldberg lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tsmfimsfnd backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Tsmfimsfnd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Goldberg circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tsmfimsfnd ducks under a wild hook from Goldberg.

Tsmfimsfnd rushes Goldberg and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Goldberg scores with a shoulder strike.
Goldberg gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Tsmfimsfnd.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tsmfimsfnd has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Goldberg after a bit of a struggle.
Goldberg lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Tsmfimsfnd breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Goldberg scores with a shot to the body.
Tsmfimsfnd is breathing heavily.
Tsmfimsfnd slips a jab and a cross from Goldberg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goldberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Goldberg tests Tsmfimsfnd's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Goldberg misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tsmfimsfnd with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tsmfimsfnd has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Goldberg.
Goldberg bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tsmfimsfnd's head backwards.
Tsmfimsfnd tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Goldberg stalks Tsmfimsfnd and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tsmfimsfnd's face. Tsmfimsfnd staggers backwards, shaken.
Goldberg lands a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tsmfimsfnd on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Goldberg lands a jab to the head.
Goldberg has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Tsmfimsfnd takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Goldberg misses with a straight right.
Goldberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Goldberg scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Goldberg tenderised Tsmfimsfnd's leg. Tsmfimsfnd is trying to keep his angry face on.
Goldberg cracks Tsmfimsfnd with a right hand to the side of the head.
Goldberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Goldberg lands a head shot.
Goldberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Goldberg connects with a body shot that sends Tsmfimsfnd's belly button to the back.
Goldberg swinging wildly here.
Tsmfimsfnd with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Goldberg counter with a right hand.

Goldberg drops Tsmfimsfnd with a left right combo! Goldberg follows him down to the ground into side control.

Tsmfimsfnd is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Goldberg scoring with punches and elbows.
Oh Tsmfimsfnd is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Goldberg in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Tsmfimsfnd looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Goldberg turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bill Goldberg!
A victorious Bill Goldberg thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.