PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Richard Cheese (ranked 3561 p4p, 3139 weight class) and Dingleberry Jones (ranked 411 p4p, 376 weight class). Cheese's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rape Me. The crowd seem to be enjoying Jones's choice of entrance music: Hell Yeah. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cheese
vs
Jones

175 cm
25
135
2 - 3 - 0

172 cm
37
148
19 - 24 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Conviction
Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richard Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dingleberry Jones!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a hook to the body
and Cheese counters with a thumping low kick.
Dingleberry Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones misses with a hook
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones misses the jab.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cheese throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cheese throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Cheese takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice shot by Jones.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheese throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones throws a jab when Cheese was well out of range.
Cheese lands with an uppercut that bounces Jones off the cage and back into range.
Nice uppercut there from Cheese.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cheese lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Cheese is looking to counter punch.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones misses with a body punch
and Cheese counters with a nice body kick.
Cheese bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jones's head.
Jones misses with a body punch
and Cheese counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jones.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Cheese moved out of range nicely.
Cheese comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jones misses with a hook
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cheese.
A big left from Jones misses.
Jones misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cheese scores with a hook to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cheese.
Cheese misses with a punch on the inside.

Cheese breaks from the clinch.
Cheese lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
It looks like Cheese has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Cheese shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jones defends it nicely.
Cheese lands with an uppercut that bounces Jones off the cage and back into range.
Cheese misses with a low kick.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Cheese lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Cheese lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Cheese avoids the body shot from Jones.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws out a powerful jab.
Cheese connects with a single shot there.
Jones checks a low kick from Cheese.
Jones drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Cheese defends it well.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cheese moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cheese shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jones pinned against the cage. Jones gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Cheese keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice shot by Cheese.
Cheese works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nice straight punches there by Cheese. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cheese.

Jones is rocked!
Jones looks up at the clock. Bad move! Cheese lands a right hand from hell, dropping Jones. Cheese pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Cheese!
Our winner, Richard Cheese, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.