PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dan Catara (ranked 5953 p4p, 2485 weight class) and Obama Filth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Catara comes into the arena with Everlong blaring out of the sound system. Filth comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Beat the Bastards kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Obama Filth enters the cage!

Catara
vs
Filth

194 cm
28
194
2 - 2 - 0

185 cm
31
193
13 - 13 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Brawler
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dan Catara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Catara misses with a low kick.
Filth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Filth connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Catara's hands.
Filth throws a nice outside leg kick.
Filth punishes Catara's body with a nice straight punch.
A head kick from Catara lands but Filth takes it in his stride.
Filth stuffs the takedown attempt from Catara. Catara gets slowly back to his feet.
A nice side step and Filth releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nice uppercut lands for Filth. That snapped Catara's head back.
Catara connects with a nice looking jab.
Filth scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Filth misses with an uppercut.
Catara lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Filth connects with a high kick.

It looks like Dan Catara has been cut.
Catara is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Catara is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Filth scores with a shot to the body.
Oh Catara is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Filth drops Catara with a straight right hand, right on the button! Filth follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Obama Filth!
A less than humble Obama Filth misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.