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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Numpty Bollox (ranked 4284 p4p, 3460 weight class) and Rodrigo Medeiros (ranked 0 p4p, 468 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Numpty Bollox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rodrigo Medeiros!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Phil Schofield and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bollox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bollox instigates a clinch.
Bollox tries to work over Medeiros's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bollox creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bollox lands a shoulder strike.
Bollox throws a punch but it's blocked by Medeiros.
Bollox lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bollox gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Medeiros.
Bollox lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bollox lands a left hand that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Bollox scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Medeiros prevents a body shot from Bollox.
Medeiros is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bollox stops a takedown attempt from Medeiros.
Bollox could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Medeiros has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bollox after a bit of a struggle.
Numpty Bollox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rodrigo Medeiros.
Still in the clinch, Bollox scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollox scores with a hook to the body.
Medeiros tries to score a body lock takedown but Bollox shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A short right from Bollox on the inside.
Bollox lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Medeiros.
Bollox presses Medeiros against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bollox scores with a shot to the side of Medeiros's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Medeiros.
Bollox is pressed up against the cage. Medeiros has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bollox down to the mat. Bollox avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bollox cracks Medeiros with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Medeiros thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bollox darts in and clinches Medeiros up against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Bollox.
Medeiros drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bollox pulls his leg out and moves away.
Bollox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bollox closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Bollox fails to land.
A short right from Bollox on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Medeiros blocks an uppercut.
Bollox pushes Medeiros back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bollox has Medeiros pressed against the cage, preventing Medeiros from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Medeiros wants a takedown.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Medeiros.
Bollox is leaning against Medeiros and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bollox.
Bollox digs a right hand into Medeiros's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Medeiros's gas tank.
Bollox working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bollox digs a right hand into Medeiros's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Medeiros's gas tank.
Good body shot from Bollox.
Medeiros tries to pull guard but Bollox forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bollox lands a body punch in the clinch.
Medeiros takes a shot to the head.
Bollox misses with a punch to the body.
Bollox lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bollox lands a right hand that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Bollox is pressed up against the cage. Medeiros has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bollox down to the mat. Bollox avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Numpty Bollox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bollox has taken the fight to the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Medeiros working hard to break the clinch.
Bollox lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Medeiros goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bollox prevents it.
Medeiros drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bollox pulls his leg out and moves away.
Medeiros avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Medeiros avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Medeiros scores with a jab to the jaw.
Medeiros misses with a combination
and Bollox counters by clinching up.
Medeiros takes a shot to the head.
Bollox lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bollox lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Medeiros is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bollox is defending well.
Bollox throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Medeiross head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Bollox.
Bollox gets underhooks to prevent Medeiros's takedown attempt.
Medeiros looks winded!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bollox creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bollox scores with a shoulder strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bollox keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Medeiros's efforts to push away.
Bollox gets through Medeiros's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bollox tries a body shot but Medeiros blocks it.
Medeiros is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bollox to keep the fight standing.
A right hand to the body from Bollox.
Medeiros wants a takedown.
Bollox lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Medeiros goes for a takedown attempt but Bollox pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Bollox has managed to clinch.
Still in the clinch, Bollox scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Numpty Bollox dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bollox tests Medeiros's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Medeiros gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bollox has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bollox is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Medeiros can do to turn this around?
Medeiros is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bollox scores with a hook to the body.
Medeiros misses with some punches.
Bollox gets underhooks to prevent Medeiros's takedown attempt.
Bollox lands a hook that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Medeiros wants a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bollox lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bollox is working Medeiros over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bollox.
Bollox can't find room to land a body shot as Medeiros controls the action.
Bollox prevents Medeiros from breaking the clinch.
Bollox lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollox pushes Medeiros back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bollox scores with a nice hook to the head.
Medeiros's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short uppercut from Bollox.
Bollox is working Medeiros over against the cage.
Bollox lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Bollox working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Medeiros wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bollox has him pressed against the cage.
Bollox misses with a punch on the inside.
Medeiros changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bollox fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Numpty Bollox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rodrigo Medeiros.
Bollox clobbers Medeiros with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bollox tries to close the distance and clinch but Medeiros swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Medeiros with the counter takedown but Bollox avoids it easily.
Medeiros keeps the fight on the outside.
Medeiros takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bollox has closed the distance and engaged Medeiros in a clinch.
Medeiros looking for a takedown.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bollox has Medeiros pushed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bollox.
Bollox lands a left hand.
Medeiros is trying to break free.
Bollox lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Bollox is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Medeiros drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bollox gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Medeiros is breathing heavily.
A short right from Bollox.
Numpty Bollox has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bollox lands with a right to the head.
Bollox lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Medeiros can't get the takedown.
Bollox lands a nice uppercut.
Medeiros wants to break free but Bollox has control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Medeiros is trying to drag Bollox to the mat but Bollox just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Bollox tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Medeiros is looking to break free of the clinch but Bollox has double underhooks.
A short uppercut from Bollox.
Bollox softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short left from Bollox.
Medeiros has Bollox pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bollox manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bollox is working Medeiros over against the cage.
Bollox gets underhooks to prevent Medeiros's takedown attempt.
Bollox turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Medeiros throws Bollox to one side and escapes!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bollox has Medeiros up against the cage in a clinch.
Bollox lands with a right to the head.
Bollox throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bollox lands a shoulder strike.
Bollox lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bollox lands a left hand.
Medeiros is trying to drag Bollox to the mat but Bollox just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Bollox manages to break the clinch.
Bollox moves into the clinch.
A short left from Bollox.
Bollox is leaning against Medeiros and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bollox gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Medeiros.
Bollox lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Bollox.
Bollox lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bollox turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Bollox manages to end up in side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Numpty Bollox dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Bollox moves into range and clinches up with Medeiros.
Bollox cracks Medeiros with a nice body shot.
Medeiros tries for a takedown. No joy.
Medeiros goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bollox prevents it.
Medeiros can't get the takedown.
Numpty Bollox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rodrigo Medeiros.
Bollox lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Medeiros tries for a takedown. No joy.
Bollox lands a left hand that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
Bollox works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bollox gets through Medeiros's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Medeiros wants to take the fight to the mat but Bollox manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bollox creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Medeiros has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bollox is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bollox.
Medeiros has Bollox pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bollox manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Medeiros takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bollox lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Bollox.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollox lands a shot to the body.
Bollox makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bollox presses Medeiros against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bollox lands a left hand.
Bollox softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bollox works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short uppercut from Bollox.
Bollox lands a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Bollox.
Bollox lands an uppercut.
A short right from Bollox on the inside.
Bollox lands a nice shot to the body.
Bollox working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short body shot lands from Bollox as the two fighters clinch.
A short left from Bollox.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Medeiros is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bollox scores with a shot to the side of Medeiros's head.
Bollox lands a nice shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bollox lands a right hand that snaps the head of Medeiros backwards.
A short right from Bollox.
Bollox lands an uppercut.
Bollox doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bollox pushes Medeiros back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bollox scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Bollox.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bollox.
Bollox pushes Medeiros back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Medeiros has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bollox after a bit of a struggle.
Bollox turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Medeiros is looking for a sweep.
Bollox trying to control the action but Medeiros is working from the bottom.
Medeiros manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Medeiros is positioning himself well to prevent Bollox advancing to mount.
Medeiros moves into full guard.
Medeiros tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Numpty Bollox is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Medeiros working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bollox doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bollox manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Medeiros throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Medeiros tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bollox slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Medeiros doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Bollox fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bollox moves into the clinch.
Medeiros tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bollox smiles and moves away.
Bollox tries to close the distance and clinch but Medeiros swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Medeiros doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bollox lands a really nice looking cross but Medeiros seems unphased.
Bollox tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Medeiros throws out a counter right but Bollox avoids it with no problem.
Rodrigo Medeiros has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Medeiros walks into a straight right hand from Bollox.
And that's the end of the fight!
Numpty Bollox showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bollox has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:26
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:26
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Numpty Bollox!
An out of breath Numpty Bollox thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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