PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruno Neves (ranked 2263 p4p, 1635 weight class) and Biscuit Oliva (ranked 112 p4p, 79 weight class). Oliva has chosen Vo Williams - Primal (ft. Vyceroy) as his entrance music. Bruno Neves is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Neves
vs
Oliva

195 cm
36
265
31 - 26 - 0

194 cm
31
273
11 - 6 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
KO power

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bruno Neves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Biscuit Oliva!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oliva scoring well with a low kick there.
Oliva with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Oliva attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Neves takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A nice inside leg kick there by Oliva. That's going to slow Neves down.
Oliva lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Oliva throws a solid leg kick but Neves takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Oliva.
Neves half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Oliva throws a leg kick but Neves checks it.
Oliva connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oliva lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oliva throws a nice inside leg kick.
Biscuit Oliva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oliva misses with a low kick.

Neves drives through with a takedown into Oliva's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oliva wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Oliva is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Oliva looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Neves wants to control from the top but Oliva keeps moving.
Oliva looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Oliva is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Oliva tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Neves stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Oliva swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Oliva controlling Neves's posture.
Oliva looking for a sweep. Not yet Oliva, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Oliva is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Oliva controls Neves momentarily but Neves frees himself.
Neves chips away with some ground and pound.
Oliva is looking to sweep but instead, Neves has passed into half guard.
Neves winds up and cracks Oliva with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Neves trying to control from half guard but Oliva is working away.
Oliva is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oliva is refusing to be controlled, as Neves sits in half guard.
Oliva is pressing down on Neves's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oliva is trying to keep Neves in close.
Oliva keeping moving, preventing Neves from controlling successfully.
Oliva wants to improve his position but instead Neves has moved into half guard.
Oliva has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Neves is working away from the top position though.
Oliva is looking to improve his position.
Neves wants to pass to mount but Oliva is defending the position.
Oliva is trying to maintain the position but Neves is very close to passing his half guard.
Oliva is looking to improve his position.
Oliva trying to control here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Neves is trying to control the action in half guard but Oliva is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Oliva is trying to maintain the position but Neves is very close to passing his half guard.
Oliva keeping hold of Neves's head, controlling as best he can.
Oliva tries to roll over but Neves keeps him under control.
Oliva is positioning himself well to prevent Neves advancing to mount.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Oliva wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Neves is keen to just control but Oliva is a slippery customer.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Neves fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Oliva misses with a leg kick
letting Neves counter with a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Biscuit Oliva will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Neves goes for a double leg but Oliva avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Oliva continues to drive forward.
Neves tries to pull guard but Oliva won't allow it.
A short right from Oliva.

It looks like Bruno Neves has been cut.
Neves stalls.
Oliva tries to throw a body punch but Neves avoids it by throwing Oliva back against the cage.
Oliva tries to throw a body punch but Neves avoids it by throwing Oliva back against the cage.
Neves's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Oliva tries to throw a body punch but Neves avoids it by throwing Oliva back against the cage.
Oliva lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oliva struggles to land a body shot inside as Neves controls his hands.
Neves goes for a takedown in the clinch but Oliva prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruno Neves. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Oliva scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oliva fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Neves blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Oliva struggles to land a body shot inside as Neves controls his hands.
Oliva tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from Oliva.
Neves blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neves is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Oliva to keep the fight standing.
Neves blocks a body shot from Oliva.
Oliva lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Oliva prevents a takedown attempt there.
Neves drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Oliva gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Oliva misses with a punch on the inside.
Oliva tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neves's elbow.
Oliva tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neves's elbow.
Oliva misses with a short punch on the inside.
Oliva gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Neves.
Neves blocks a body shot from Oliva.
Oliva lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short left from Neves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oliva lands a nice uppercut.
A short right from Oliva.
Oliva lands with a right to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Neves successfully pulls guard.
Oliva sitting in guard here, content to control.
Oliva slips nicely into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oliva content to control rather than advance.
Oliva frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Oliva scoring with strikes but Neves is staying in there.
Neves is looking to improve his position but Oliva isn't that keen on the idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oliva controlling from the full mount.
Oliva looking to control but Neves is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Bruno Neves overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The referee warns Neves that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Bruno Neves's cut is getting worse.
Neves has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Oliva's lack of action.
Oliva controlling the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Oliva has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Oliva wants to lay and pray for a moment but Neves keeps working.
Neves trying to control here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Oliva is trying to control the action in half guard but Neves is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Neves is in trouble now - Oliva has advanced to mount!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Biscuit Oliva showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bruno Neves's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Oliva will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Neves fails with a takedown attempt.
Oliva appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Oliva throws a low kick but it's checked well by Neves.
Oliva scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Neves has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliva.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oliva fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Neves has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Oliva bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bruno Neves is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Neves has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliva.
Neves moves out of range of the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neves on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Oliva. Oliva obviously looking to wear him down.
Neves has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliva.
Oliva looks to land a body kick but Neves moved away.
Neves was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Oliva connects with a solid leg kick.
Neves has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliva.
Oliva connects with a leg kick.
Neves takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Biscuit Oliva seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Neves has a takedown stuffed.
Oliva appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Oliva misses with a low kick as Neves jumps back.
Bruno Neves has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oliva throws a leg kick but Neves checks it.
A clash of legs there as Neves blocks the low kick.
Oliva throws a lazy body kick

so Neves counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Neves won't allow Oliva to sweep him here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oliva is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Oliva moves into full mount! Neves won't be happy about that!
Oliva controlling the position easily from mount.
Oliva can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Neves is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oliva connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Oliva controlling from the full mount.
Oliva trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Oliva looking to control and managing it successfully.
Oliva wants to control the pace but Neves is squirming around nicely.
Oliva unloading with bombs!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oliva landing punches.

Jeez, Bruno Neves's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bruno Neves's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Biscuit Oliva!
A relieved looking Biscuit Oliva thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.