PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yuk Cock Muncher (ranked 2910 p4p, 5932 weight class) and Ezekiel Landolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ezekiel Landolf was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Cock Muncher
vs
Landolf

170 cm
20
155
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
155
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yuk Cock Muncher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ezekiel Landolf!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cock Muncher closes the distance and clinches.
Cock Muncher goes for a takedown attempt but Landolf pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cock Muncher closes the distance looking to clinch

and Landolf counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Landolf content to stall in guard here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Landolf forces his way into half guard.

Landolf is trying to work for a kimura but Cock Muncher is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock Muncher wants to stand back up but Landolf manages to pass into side control.
Cock Muncher is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Landolf is controlling him well.
The referee asks Landolf politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Landolf prefers to stall for the moment though.
Cock Muncher is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Landolf is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Cock Muncher has escaped the position, nice work there.

Landolf tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Landolf has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher is trying to buck Landolf off.
Cock Muncher is not content to let Landolf control the position.
Cock Muncher is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Landolf has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Landolf has hold of Cock Muncher's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Cock Muncher tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Landolf cranks the arm and Cock Muncher screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Cock Muncher, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Ezekiel Landolf!