PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crazy Earl (ranked 4294 p4p, 5445 weight class) and Jerk McQuirk (ranked 434 p4p, 0 weight class). McQuirk has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Crazy Earl could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jerk McQuirk's chin.

Earl
vs
McQuirk

190 cm
18
270
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
275
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crazy Earl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerk McQuirk!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Earl slips under a jab.
McQuirk looks winded!
Earl delivers a nice body kick.
Earl turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Earl lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Earl scores with a jab. McQuirk acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Jerk McQuirk has been cut.
Earl lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as McQuirk crumples to the floor! Earl milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Crazy Earl!