PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johan Joestar (ranked 2169 p4p, 4225 weight class) and Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 81 p4p, 133 weight class). Joestar comes to the cage accompanied by Coda - Bloody Stream. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Joestar
vs
Biscuit

195 cm
33
242
18 - 16 - 0

183 cm
43
223
37 - 42 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 42 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuit throws a series of punches but Joestar moves out of range.
Biscuit digs a good body shot into Joestar's ribs.
Biscuit lands a lovely overhand right.
Joestar takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.
Biscuit throws a looping overhand right but Joestar ducks down to avoid it.
Joestar is looking for a counter combo.
Nice defenses there by Biscuit.
Joestar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Biscuit to score with a decent uppercut.
Biscuit misses with an uppercut
and Joestar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit tests Joestar's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Joestar takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've been informed that Biscuit has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Biscuit as he checks the leg kick.
Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up but Joestar swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little feinted left hand from Joestar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A shot to the body from Biscuit misses
and Biscuit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Joestar blocks a jab.
Biscuit lands with a nice body punch.
Joestar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biscuit throws out the jab.
Joestar half committed to a counter leg kick.
Johan Joestar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Joestar lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Biscuit circles away quickly and effectively.
Biscuit tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Biscuit wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A shot to the liver by Biscuit. Beautiful body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Biscuit gets a double leg takedown into Joestar's guard.
Biscuit throwing strikes from guard but Joestar blocks nicely.
Joestar keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joestar is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Biscuit is controlling him.
Joestar has his hands on Biscuit's head, controlling the position.
Biscuit trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Joestar wants to get back to his feet but Biscuit is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit preventing the sweep.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Joestar kicks Biscuit off and gets to his feet.
Joestar scores with a jab. Biscuit acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Biscuit closes the distance and clinches up with Joestar, looking for a takedown. Biscuit pushes Joestar against the cage but Joestar circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Joestar drops Biscuit with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Biscuit looks back up at him and smiles so Joestar waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

That has opened up Schmorgen Biscuit's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biscuit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Joestar as he avoids it easily.
Joestar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Biscuit is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Joestar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biscuit.
An attempted straight right counter from Joestar misses the target.
Biscuit throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Joestar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Joestar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Joestar!
Nice body kick there by Joestar.
Biscuit looks winded!
Both fighters circling a little - Joestar finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Joestar stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

The cut above Schmorgen Biscuit's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Schmorgen Biscuit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biscuit slips under a jab from Joestar.
Joestar ducks under a wild hook from Biscuit.
It appears Joestar was looking to counter with a kick there.
Joestar throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range.
Biscuit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Joestar moves away.
Joestar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Biscuit looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Joestar with a nice calf kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johan Joestar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Biscuit takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Biscuit changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Joestar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Biscuit manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biscuit. Joestar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit throws a body punch but Joestar moves out of range.
Joestar feints and then cracks Biscuit's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Biscuit down.
Joestar misses with a straight left.
Biscuit just misses with a punch to the body.
Joestar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Joestar cracks Biscuit with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Biscuit looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Joestar finish him?

Biscuit is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biscuit throws a shot from downtown. Joestar moves away and avoids it.
Joestar went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Joestar closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Biscuit out cold! Biscuit corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Johan Joestar!
In his post fight interview, Johan Joestar started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.