PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Simone (ranked 349 p4p, 749 weight class) and Yevgeny Ignatov (ranked 56 p4p, 117 weight class). Simone's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gucci Mane - Trap God Intro. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Simone
vs
Ignatov

198 cm
36
175
17 - 8 - 0

189 cm
29
194
16 - 10 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Simone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yevgeny Ignatov!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yukihiro Shimada and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ignatov lands a nice looking body kick.
Simone moves out of range of the body kick from Ignatov.
Ignatov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ignatov is looking for the big counter here.
Simone throws an off balance right hand
and Ignatov counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Simone dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ignatov throws a body punch but Simone moves out of range.
Simone with a nice cross.
Simone tests Ignatov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Simone with a hook.
Simone lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ignatov throws a leg kick but Simone sees it coming and moves out of range.
It looked like Simone wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice defenses there by Ignatov.
Simone really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simone swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ignatov let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Simone misses with a straight right.
Simone misses with a left hand
and Ignatov counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Joey Simone has been cut.
Simone throws a lazy uppercut

and Ignatov counters with a nice right hand that sends Simone toppling to the canvas! Simone scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Ignatov finish him?!

Simone is rocked!
Simone throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ignatov counters with a crisp right that sends Simone to the canvas! Ignatov follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yevgeny Ignatov!
A relieved looking Yevgeny Ignatov thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.