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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tungsten Kaafjord (ranked 2759 p4p, 2691 weight class) and Turd McPherson (ranked 275 p4p, 269 weight class). Kaafjord comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tungsten Kaafjord!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd McPherson!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaafjord takes a swing at McPherson's ribcage but misses.
McPherson with the counter takedown but Kaafjord avoids it easily.
McPherson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kaafjord.
McPherson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
McPherson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kaafjord takes a swing at McPherson's ribcage but misses.
McPherson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
McPherson gets tackled into the cage by Kaafjord. Kaafjord maintains the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaafjord stalling against the cage.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Kaafjord forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kaafjord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kaafjord works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaafjord leaning against his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaafjord lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McPherson is trying to pull guard but Kaafjord turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
McPherson is trying to pull guard but Kaafjord turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Tungsten Kaafjord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
Kaafjord controlling the action here for a moment.
We've been hearing reports that Kaafjord has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaafjord smiles and moves away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Kaafjord cracks McPherson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Kaafjord has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning McPherson to stand back up!
McPherson is rocked!
It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
Kaafjord connects with an inside leg kick.
Kaafjord throws a sloppy head kick
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown. Kaafjord fights it but they end up in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaafjord not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kaafjord working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
Kaafjord working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson wants to pass the guard but Kaafjord is keeping the position.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McPherson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Kaafjord uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Kaafjord!
Kaafjord scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Kaafjord from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaafjord lands a couple of elbows.
McPherson working for submissions but it's allowed Kaafjord to get to half guard.
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson trying to get back to full guard but Kaafjord takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
McPherson is trying to reverse the position but instead Kaafjord has taken his back - oops!
Kaafjord has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for McPherson.
McPherson rolls, trying to escape but Kaafjord keeps control of the position.
Kaafjord has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
McPherson is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPherson trying to control the hands but Kaafjord breaks the grip.
Kaafjord looking to break McPherson's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. McPherson remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Kaafjord will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McPherson wants to escape the position.
McPherson is still trying to improve position.
Kaafjord controls the position.
McPherson is trapped and Kaafjord is scoring with shots to the head and body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McPherson tries to roll but Kaafjord sticks to his back.
McPherson trying to control the hands but Kaafjord breaks the grip.
Kaafjord is working the ground and pound. Can McPherson escape?
McPherson trying to control the position but Kaafjord manages to sink in the hooks.
McPherson looks winded!
McPherson showing good submission defense here.
McPherson can't escape the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Tungsten Kaafjord dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Turd McPherson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
McPherson blocks a head kick by Kaafjord.
Kaafjord clinches up against the cage.
McPherson can't get the takedown.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaafjord smiles and moves away.
Kaafjord closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaafjord pushes McPherson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaafjord smiles and moves away.
Tungsten Kaafjord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
McPherson gets tackled into the cage by Kaafjord. Kaafjord maintains the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaafjord breaks from the clinch.
Kaafjord misses with the combination.
McPherson is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kaafjord misses with a jab, cross combination.
McPherson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Kaafjord fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McPherson manages to avoid it.
Tungsten Kaafjord is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaafjord swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McPherson with the counter takedown but Kaafjord avoids it easily.
Tungsten Kaafjord is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A big left from Kaafjord misses.
Kaafjord misses with a body shot
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown. Kaafjord fights it but they end up in guard.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses.
Tungsten Kaafjord overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
Kaafjord has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McPherson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kaafjord looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPherson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kaafjord is keeping the position for now.
McPherson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McPherson won't allow Kaafjord to sweep him here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kaafjord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McPherson's guard.
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Kaafjord defends easily.
McPherson wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Kaafjord is now in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPherson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McPherson.
McPherson throws his legs up looking for a submission but Kaafjord uses it to pass to side control.
McPherson manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Kaafjord wants to get back to full guard.
Kaafjord might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kaafjord defending well though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kaafjord keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kaafjord has hold of McPherson's hands but McPherson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McPherson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Tungsten Kaafjord dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Turd McPherson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Kaafjord lands a nice looking body shot.
Kaafjord lands with a shot to the body.
Kaafjord lands with a nice body punch.
McPherson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaafjord scores with a shot to the body.
Kaafjord scores with a crisp jab that stopped McPherson in his tracks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaafjord ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking McPherson out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tungsten Kaafjord!
A relieved looking Tungsten Kaafjord thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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