PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joaquin Osuna (ranked 1320 p4p, 1522 weight class) and Elinho Mineiro (ranked 173 p4p, 197 weight class). Joaquin Osuna is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Osuna
vs
Mineiro

194 cm
22
257
5 - 1 - 0

202 cm
22
240
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
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AVALON

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joaquin Osuna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Elinho Mineiro!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Osuna throws a wild body kick that Mineiro sees coming a mile off.
Osuna checks a low kick from Mineiro.
Osuna is looking to chop away at Mineiro's legs.
Osuna looks to throw the jab but Mineiro is out of range.
Elinho Mineiro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Osuna circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mineiro is looking to clinch.
Osuna is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Mineiro.
Mineiro scores with a nice right hand.
Osuna lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mineiro circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circling - Osuna throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mineiro tries to clinch up.
Osuna tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Mineiro manages to circle out of the way.
Mineiro tries to clinch up but Osuna circles away and keeps his distance.
It looked like Osuna was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mineiro.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Osuna misses with an uppercut. Mineiro saw that one coming.
Mineiro steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Osuna.
Mineiro fails with an attempt to clinch.
Osuna throws a hook but Mineiro avoids it easily.
Mineiro throws a leg kick but Osuna checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Osuna keeps the fight on the outside.
Mineiro is looking to clinch.
Mineiro tries to close the distance and clinch but Osuna swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Osuna throws a hook but Mineiro blocks it.
Mineiro misses with a body shot.
Mineiro has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Osuna finds it's way round the side to connect with Mineiro's head.
Mineiro tries to close the distance and clinch up but Osuna swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Mineiro fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Osuna, pushing him back against the cage.
Osuna lands with a light punch inside.
Mineiro is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Osuna.
Osuna lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mineiro backwards.
Mineiro is trying to pull guard but Osuna turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Osuna manages to break the clinch.
Osuna misses with a looping left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mineiro takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Mineiro tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Osuna to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Osuna's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Mineiro connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Osuna scrambles back to his feet.
Osuna misses the jab.
Osuna scores with a hook to the body. Mineiro takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Mineiro moves into the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Osuna.
Mineiro tries to pull guard but Osuna forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Mineiro is trying to pull guard but Osuna has him pressed against the cage.
Joaquin Osuna has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elinho Mineiro.
Osuna throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mineiros head.
Mineiro is trying to pull guard but Osuna turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Osuna lands a hook to the side of the head.

Osuna escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osuna jabs at Mineiro's body.
Osuna displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mineiro throws out the jab.
Both fighters circling a little - Osuna finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Mineiro looks winded!
Mineiro takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

It looks like Elinho Mineiro has been cut.
Osuna throws a shot from downtown. Mineiro moves away and avoids it.
Mineiro wants to counter the offense by Osuna and move into the clinch position.
Mineiro defending well as Osuna loads up on a big left hand.
Mineiro blocks a jab.
Mineiro tries to clinch there but Osuna circles away.
Osuna throws a shot from downtown. Mineiro moves away and avoids it.
Osuna jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Osuna finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mineiro wants to clinch up but Osuna keeps it at a distance.
Osuna swats away the attempt to clinch by Mineiro.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Osuna throws a body punch but Mineiro moves out of range.
Mineiro will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mineiro throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mineiro fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mineiro tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Osuna misses with a hook.
Mineiro tries to clinch up but Osuna circles away and keeps his distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mineiro avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Osuna misses with an uppercut. Mineiro saw that one coming.
Mineiro tries to counter by closing the distance.

Mineiro closes the distance and clinches.
Mineiro has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Osuna seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Mineiro can turn it around.

Mineiro pulls guard.

Mineiro had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Osuna defends it easily.

Mineiro working for a triangle but Osuna defends it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joaquin Osuna dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Elinho Mineiro's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Mineiro tries for a takedown but Osuna circles away easily

and Osuna counters with a crisp right hand that drops Mineiro! Osuna lets Mineiro back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Mineiro is rocked!
Mineiro leaves his chin hanging out and Osuna seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Mineiro crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joaquin Osuna!
A very excited looking Joaquin Osuna made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.