PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hot Water (ranked 1123 p4p, 860 weight class) and Jair Brown (ranked 158 p4p, 124 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Water
vs
Brown

171 cm
22
160
7 - 1 - 0

178 cm
22
158
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hot Water!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jair Brown!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, jab by Water - just one landing.

It looks like Jair Brown has been cut.
Brown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Brown throws a head kick but Water moves out of range.
Brown displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Water throws out the jab.
Water looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Brown attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Brown throws a body shot but no joy.
Brown throws a hook but Water blocks it.
Brown thuds a left hand into Water's body.
Water throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've been told by Water's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Brown connects with a nice looking jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Brown.
Brown misses with an uppercut. Water saw that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brown throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brown uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Water.
Brown missing with a left hand there. Water was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hot Water seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Water takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Brown looks to throw the jab but Water is out of range.
Water throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brown sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Water lands a nice hook to Brown's body. Brown takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Water.
Water is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Brown.
Brown throws a jab but it's blocked by Water.
Water tries to counter by clinching up but Brown breaks away and moves out of range.
Brown defending well as Water loads up on a big left hand.
Water lands a jab to Brown's midsection.
Brown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Water swings for the body but Brown moves out of range.
Water walks into a jab.
Water looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Brown listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Water throws out a loose jab but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brown blocks a jab.
Water lands with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Water throws a nice looking combination but Brown bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A swing and a miss from Water.
Water takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Water was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Water throwing a counter right hand but Brown manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Water takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown's jab looks to have found its range, popping Water under the eye.
Brown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown takes a swing at Water's ribcage but misses.
Brown throws a solid leg kick but Water takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Brown.
A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
Water throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brown throws a head kick that Water semi-blocks.
Brown takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Water takes a jab right on the kisser.

Water is rocked!
Brown circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Water tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Brown wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jair Brown!
Jair Brown decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.