PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Genghis Li (ranked 4284 p4p, 2469 weight class) and Tater Salad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Salad is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by When Potato Salad Attacks!!. Tater Salad has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Li
vs
Salad

190 cm
18
219
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
218
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Genghis Li!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tater Salad!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salad takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Tater Salad has been cut.

Salad changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Li looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Salad is chipping away with strikes.
Salad is chipping away with strikes.
Salad cracks Li with a big elbow.
Li is working to avoid the ground and pound but Salad connects with a decent elbow.
Salad is putting a hurting on Li here, landing some big shots from side control.

Li is rocked!

It looks like Genghis Li has been cut.
Salad working the ground and pound from side control.
Oh Li is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Salad cracks Li with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Salad immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Li is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Salad!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
An intense looking Tater Salad took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.