PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wallace Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Foxtrot Kilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weasel comes into the arena with Suck My Kiss blaring out of the sound system. Kilo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!

Weasel
vs
Kilo

197 cm
20
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

184 cm
19
280 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wallace Weasel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Foxtrot Kilo!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Leandro Rodrigues and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilo throws a hook to the side of Weasel's head but Weasel sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Weasel. Kilo shrugs it off though.
Weasel throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Foxtrot Kilo has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weasel turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Weasel lands a head kick. Kilo smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Weasel cracks Kilo with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Weasel has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kilo to stand back up!

That has opened up Foxtrot Kilo's cut even more.
Kilo looks gassed!
Weasel lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Weasel lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kilo takes a step back to recover.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Weasel.
A nice inside leg kick there by Weasel. That's going to slow Kilo down.
Weasel lands a head kick that stumbles Kilo and the fighters go to the mat.

The cut above Foxtrot Kilo's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Weasel wanted to stand there but Kilo had control of the position.

Kilo is working an open guard so Weasel takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Weasel throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kilo blocks a head kick by Weasel.
Weasel throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kilo's head.

Foxtrot Kilo's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Foxtrot Kilo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Wallace Weasel!