PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Magpie Glick (ranked 4095 p4p, 4098 weight class) and Michael Harris (ranked 139 p4p, 141 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Glick
vs
Harris

180 cm
18
185
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
205
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Magpie Glick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Michael Harris!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice leg kick from Glick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Harris will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Glick takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Harris does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Harris throws the kick towards the body but Glick avoids it.
Glick fires out a quick counter leg kick but Harris just manages to avoid it.
Harris throws a leg kick that misses.
Glick fires out a quick counter leg kick but Harris just manages to avoid it.
Glick dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Harris. That did some damage!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Glick lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Harris has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Harris and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Harris forces Glick back against the cage and clinches.
Harris blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Glick misses with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris trying to land knees to the body.
Glick tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Harris avoids it.
Harris blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harris misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Glick.
Harris managing to block the knees to the body from Glick.
Glick tries to land knees in the clinch but Harris avoids the damage to the body.
Harris on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Harris avoiding damage as Glick throws knees to the body.
Glick tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Harris on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Glick is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Harris is defending well for now.
Harris tries to land a knee to the head but Glick blocks with his arms.
Harris tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Glick avoids it.
Harris on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Glick misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Harris.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris managing to block the knees to the body from Glick.
Harris missing with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Glick.
Glick tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Harris takes a knee to the side of the body.
Harris misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Glick.
Harris tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Glick avoids it.
Glick landing knees to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Glick tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Harris avoids it.
Harris blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harris unloads a knee to the mid-section. Glick lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Glick lands a knee to the head.
Glick lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Glick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Magpie Glick showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Glick has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 10:9
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 10:9
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Magpie Glick!
After winning the bout, Magpie Glick thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.