PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Puncher Face (ranked 1031 p4p, 1125 weight class) and Alistair Ubereem (ranked 46 p4p, 51 weight class). Puncher Face had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Face
vs
Ubereem

210 cm
26
275
14 - 9 - 0

196 cm
27
270
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Puncher Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alistair Ubereem!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Phil Schofield and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ubereem lands with a hook. Face tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ubereem misses with a left hand
and Face counters with a three punch combo that has Ubereem backing up. Ubereem nods at Face to acknowledge the strikes.
Face looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ubereem swings away with a body shot that misses
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ubereem misses with an uppercut
and Face counters with a stiff right hand.
Ubereem connects with a good right hand that stumbles Face. Face circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ubereem misses with a right hand
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ubereem looks to land a body kick but Face moved away.
Ubereem misses with a head kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Face misses the target.
Ubereem swings widly with a right hand
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Alistair Ubereem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ubereem tries to land a body kick
and Face counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ubereem swings away with a body shot that misses
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ubereem misses with a body shot
and Face counters with a stiff right hand.
Face is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A shot to the body from Ubereem misses
and Face counters with a nice uppercut.
Ubereem throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Face was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Ubereem looks to throw a body kick
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ubereem misses with a hook to the body
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.
Face takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Puncher Face has been cut.
Ubereem throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Face counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ubereem scores with a head kick. Face tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Face.
It looked like Face was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Ubereem swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Face counters with a nice uppercut.
Face takes one to the side of the head.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Alistair Ubereem has been cut.
Nice straight punches there by Ubereem. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ubereem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses the body punch
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ubereem waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Face.
Face is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Ubereem looks to land a body kick but Face moved away.
Face avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It looked like Face was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Ubereem.
Ubereem waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Face.
A quick step to the side and Face tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ubereem tries to bum rush Face with a series of wild strikes but Face uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Face is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Ubereem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Face sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Face counters with a nice body shot.
Ubereem throws out a loose jab but Face uses good head movement to avoid it.
Face is looking to counter punch.
A head kick misses from Ubereem.
Face swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Ubereem throws a right hand that misses
and Face counters with a right hand to the body.
Ubereem throws a body punch but Face moves out of range.
Face is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Ubereem.
Face uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ubereem.
Face was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Ubereem swings widly with a right hand
and Face counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Puncher Face dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Face's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ubereem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Face is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Face blocks a jab.
It looked like Face wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ubereem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Face was well out of range. Poor timing from Ubereem.
Ubereem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Face was well out of range. Poor timing from Ubereem.
A little feinted left hand from Face on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ubereem throws a head kick that misses
and Face counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ubereem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ubereem.
Ubereem tries to land a body kick
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ubereem.
A little feinted left hand from Face on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ubereem misses with a body shot
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ubereem throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ubereem tries to land a body kick
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Ubereem might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Face has got the better of the exchanges.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Face counters with a nice body shot.
Ubereem digs a good hook to Face's body.
Ubereem swings widly with a right hand
and Face counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Face moves out of range of the body kick from Ubereem.
Face went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Ubereem misses with a hook. Face ducked under it nicely.
Ubereem misses with a shot to the body
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ubereem misses with a two punch combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Face misses the target.
Ubereem throws a sloppy body shot
and Face counters with a stiff right hand.
Ubereem misses with the body kick
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.
Ubereem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem throws a sloppy head kick and Face moves out of range easily.
Face appears to be looking for a big counter.
Ubereem throws a lazy body kick
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.
Ubereem misses with a right hand
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.
Puncher Face is winning the standup battle so far.
Ubereem throws a sloppy head kick
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ubereem throws a poor cross that misses
letting Face counter with a right hand.
Face is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A head kick misses from Ubereem.
Face appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Ubereem throws a poor cross that misses
and Face counters with a stiff right hand.
Face is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ubereem can do to turn this around?
A head kick misses from Ubereem.
It looked like Face wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Face is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem throws a left and a right that both miss
and Face counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ubereem throws a head kick that misses
letting Face counter with a right hand.
Ubereem misses with a hook to the body
and Face counters with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ubereem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ubereem misses with an uppercut
and Face counters with a one-two to the body.
Ubereem rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Face counters with a left to the body.
Ubereem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A slow jab from Ubereem misses its intended target.
Face seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Puncher Face dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Ubereem lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Face at a distance.
A lazy body kick from Ubereem
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ubereem throws a lazy head kick
and Face counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ubereem rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Face counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ubereem throws a right hand that Face ducks under and follows up with a left that Face also avoids with ease.
Face throwing a counter right hand but Ubereem manages to avoid it.
Ubereem throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Face is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ubereem misses with a lunging right hand
and Face counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ubereem rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Face counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ubereem tests Face's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ubereem misses with an uppercut
and Face counters with a straight right hand.
Ubereem misses with a shot to the body
and Face counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ubereem throws a sloppy head kick
and Face counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ubereem throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.
Ubereem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Face.
Ubereem looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ubereem swings widly with a right hand
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses with a hook to the body
and Face counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ubereem tries to land a body kick
and Face counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ubereem throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Face counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ubereem misses with a hook to the body
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ubereem throws a head kick that misses
and Face counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ubereem takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ubereem throws an off balance right hand
and Face counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ubereem misses with a lunging right hand
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Puncher Face is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses with a body punch
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ubereem throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.
Ubereem misses with a hook to the body
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ubereem throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ubereem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Face takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ubereem is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Nice body kick there by Ubereem.
Ubereem looks to score with a jab to the body but Face is just out of range.
It looked like Face was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Ubereem.
Ubereem misses with a hook
enabling Face to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem misses with a hook
and Face counters with a nice uppercut.
Ubereem misses with a lunging right hand
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Ubereem throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ubereem misses with a combination
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Alistair Ubereem has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ubereem throws a sloppy body shot
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ubereem misses with an uppercut
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Puncher Face showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Face has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Puncher Face!
A very excited looking Puncher Face made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.