PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xander Scott (ranked 358 p4p, 950 weight class) and Isopaa Mfer (ranked 11 p4p, 40 weight class). Scott's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. This should be a great matchup!

Scott
vs
Mfer

197 cm
21
255
11 - 1 - 0

202 cm
23
304
8 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

HELLBENT

HELLBENT
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Xander Scott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Isopaa Mfer!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Lou da Vinci and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scott throws a hook to the side of Mfer's head but Mfer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A swing and a miss from Scott.
It seemed like Mfer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mfer lands a glancing blow to the side of Scott's head.
Scott keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mfer.
Mfer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Scott scores with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mfer. Scott does a little dance to reset his feet.
It looked like Scott wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mfer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little feinted left hand from Scott on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Scott lands a slapping body shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Scott swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mfer misses with a body punch
and Scott counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Isopaa Mfer has been cut.
Isopaa Mfer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mfer connects with a jab.
Mfer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scott.
Scott loads up on a big right hand but Mfer slips the punch.
Scott misses with a body shot.
Mfer drops Scott with a naaaaasty hook - Scott is in real trouble here! Mfer dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Isopaa Mfer!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Isopaa Mfer made sure he mentioned Arcticus University: London, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Xander Scott spoke after the fight, saying 'Scam. Can't be'.