PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laugh Out Loud Murderous (ranked 4151 p4p, 4507 weight class) and John Nafeel (ranked 482 p4p, 498 weight class). Nafeel has chosen This is his fight song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Murderous
vs
Nafeel

225 cm
25
210
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
200
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Laugh Out Loud Murderous !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Nafeel!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Murderous shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Murderous showed some decent athleticism there.
Murderous really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Murderous is trying to work for a kimura but Nafeel is defending well.

Murderous has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Nafeel defend it? Murderous steps over the head and cranks it - Nafeel is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Murderous !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Laugh Out Loud Murderous !
The defeated John Nafeel had this to say: 'I am the coolest guy to ever live, I will always loose fights.'.