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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bartolomeu Ganz (ranked 2285 p4p, 2592 weight class) and Gubba GU (ranked 64 p4p, 77 weight class). Bartolomeu Ganz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Bartolomeu Ganz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gubba GU!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Joseph Jones and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ganz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and GU has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from GU and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ganz has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Dr Hatsumi's Clinic in the buildup to the fight.
GU catches Ganz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ganz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by GU.
Bartolomeu Ganz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
GU moves out of range as Ganz strikes.
Ganz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ganz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GU has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ganz.
Ganz throws out a powerful jab.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ganz - that will leave a mark!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ganz ducks under a wild hook from GU.
Ganz avoids the body shot from GU.
Ganz slips under a jab.
Ganz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ganz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but GU was well out of range. Poor timing from Ganz.
GU on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ganz takes a swing at GU's ribcage but misses.
A lazy body kick from Ganz
and GU counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ganz throws a looping overhand right but GU ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ganz misses with a looping left.
Ganz on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ganz keeps GU at a distance using the push kick.
A head kick misses from Ganz.
GU unleashes a big counter combination but Ganz bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Ganz has GU up against the cage in a clinch.
GU prevents a body shot from Ganz.
Ganz has GU pressed against the cage, preventing GU from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
GU breaks from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
GU keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ganz misses with a body shot
and GU counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts GU, as that shot connected.
Ganz throws a nice outside leg kick.
GU connects with a right hand. Ganz shakes it off.
A slow jab from Ganz misses its intended target.
A big left from GU misses.
Ganz tried to counter with a leg kick but GU avoided it.
GU swings widly with a right hand
and Ganz counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ganz misses with a looping right.
Ganz looks for the body kick but GU saw that one coming.
GU is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ganz with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ganz throws a lazy body kick
and GU counters with a stiff right hand.
Ganz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A countering left hand to the body from GU misses.
GU looks to throw the jab but Ganz is out of range.
Ganz thumps GU with a low kick.
Ganz misses the jab.
GU throws an off balance right hand
and Ganz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ganz missing with a left hand there. GU was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
GU looks like he wants to counter punch here.
GU tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ganz was well out of range. Poor timing from GU.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bartolomeu Ganz dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ganz looks to land a right hand but GU moved out of range.
GU looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
GU connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ganz connects with an inside leg kick.
Ganz thows a leg kick but GU checks it
and GU counters with a one-two to the body.
Ganz takes a swing at GU's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from GU! But no joy.
Ganz catches GU with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GU fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ganz manages to avoid it.
Ganz slips under a jab.
GU lands a nice looking body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ganz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Ganz as he connects with a hook.
Ganz lands a nice leg kick that just misses GU's sensitive parts.
GU throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ganz tried to counter with a leg kick but GU avoided it.
The fighters circling - Ganz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
GU takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ganz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bartolomeu Ganz is winning the standup battle so far.
Ganz staying out of range there.
GU's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ganz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. GU looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ganz scores with a body shot.
GU throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Ganz.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ganz moves out of range of the strikes.
GU checks a low kick from Ganz.
Ganz lands a nice shot that snaps GU's head back.
Ganz lands a leg kick that knocks GU off balance momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ganz misses with an uppercut.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ganz. That's going to slow GU down.
Ganz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before GU has time to react.
GU swings for the body but Ganz moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Ganz misses the target.
GU now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Ganz connects with the punch.
GU throws a jab but it's blocked by Ganz.
Ganz misses with a left hand
and Ganz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ganz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
GU moves out of range of the leg kick from Ganz.
Nice body punch from GU.
Ganz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that GU can do to turn this around?
GU throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
GU swings for the body but Ganz moves out of range.
GU fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ganz is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ganz throws a leg kick
enabling GU to counter with a crisp jab.
GU misses the shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bartolomeu Ganz dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
A decent looking cross lands there for Ganz.
GU throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ganz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
GU jabs at Ganz's body.
GU throws a jab but it's blocked by Ganz.
Ganz throws a hook to the side of GU's head but GU sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ganz misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GU blocks the body kick.
GU misses the body punch
and Ganz counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Ganz.
A swing and a miss from Ganz.
GU let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ganz throws a front kick aimed at GU's knee but GU avoids it well.
A countering left hand to the body from GU misses.
Ganz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on GU. That did some damage!
Ganz lands a jab to GU's midsection.
Ganz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches GU on the side of the head.
GU is rocked!
GU ducks into an uppercut from Ganz and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bartolomeu Ganz!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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