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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 3491 p4p, 3443 weight class) and Caleb DeCoteau (ranked 125 p4p, 122 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Caleb DeCoteau was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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5 - 8 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 39 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Caleb DeCoteau!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuit looks to land a right hand but DeCoteau moved out of range.
DeCoteau feints a jab promting Biscuit to slip. DeCoteau then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Biscuit slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
DeCoteau throws a low kick, looking for Biscuit's leg but Biscuit calmly moves out of range.
Biscuit misses with a body punch
and DeCoteau counters with a straight right hand.
Biscuit gets a clinch.
Biscuit lands a body shot.
DeCoteau controlling the action here for a moment.
DeCoteau is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Biscuit tries to work over DeCoteau's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
DeCoteau has picked Biscuit up - he's going for a ride! DeCoteau dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
DeCoteau is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
DeCoteau seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Biscuit does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit tries to roll over but DeCoteau keeps him under control.
DeCoteau seems to be looking for submissions.
DeCoteau seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Biscuit does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The fighters are battling for position here. Biscuit manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
DeCoteau controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells DeCoteau's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Biscuit looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
DeCoteau throws an elbow that misses. Biscuit uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in DeCoteau's guard. Nice move by Biscuit!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but DeCoteau is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
DeCoteau being controlled here, momentarily.
DeCoteau is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
DeCoteau keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
DeCoteau trying to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit trying to control but DeCoteau is working from the bottom.
DeCoteau working for a triangle but Biscuit defends it easily.
DeCoteau not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Biscuit is looking to work some ground and pound but DeCoteau has wrist control.
DeCoteau wants to sweep but no luck.
DeCoteau is trying to hold Biscuit in close to prevent damage but Biscuit has managed to pass into half guard.
Ground and pound from Biscuit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
DeCoteau tries to get to full guard but Biscuit has control of the leg.
Biscuit is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
DeCoteau is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Biscuit pulls his head out easily.
DeCoteau has a hand on Biscuit's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Biscuit takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
DeCoteau is desperately trying to improve his position but Biscuit has a good base and remains in mount.
DeCoteau taking shots to the head.
DeCoteau tries to hold on but Biscuit pushes him away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Biscuit landing punches.
Biscuit lands a big elbow.
Biscuit pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Biscuit fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Biscuit closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
DeCoteau just misses with a punch to the body.
Biscuit attempts a counter takedown but DeCoteau avoids it well and moves away.
Biscuit lands a jab to the head.
Biscuit keeps the fight on the outside.
DeCoteau throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice shot by Biscuit.
DeCoteau throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Biscuit tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. DeCoteau is in Biscuit's guard.
DeCoteau wants to control from the top but Biscuit keeps moving.
Biscuit is trying to keep DeCoteau in close.
Biscuit throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and DeCoteau defends well.
Biscuit isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. DeCoteau stacks Biscuit on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by DeCoteau!
DeCoteau tries for a kimura but Biscuit is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
DeCoteau wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Biscuit, who protects the arm well.
DeCoteau is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Biscuit knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
DeCoteau looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit struggling a bit here.
DeCoteau wants to take a breather but Biscuit manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for DeCoteau.
Biscuit wants to sweep but no luck.
Biscuit controls DeCoteau momentarily but DeCoteau frees himself.
Biscuit is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
DeCoteau throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Biscuit works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
DeCoteau must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Biscuit had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. DeCoteau defends it easily.
DeCoteau looking to pass the guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biscuit looking for a guillotine here but DeCoteau defends easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Caleb DeCoteau showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Biscuit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from DeCoteau.
Biscuit half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
DeCoteau loads up on a big right hand but Biscuit slips the punch.
Biscuit looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Biscuit scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Schmorgen Biscuit overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
DeCoteau is looking to control Biscuit's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can DeCoteau avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
DeCoteau is trying to get back to full guard.
Biscuit working over DeCoteau with some ground and pound. DeCoteau looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
DeCoteau wants to get back to full guard.
Biscuit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Biscuit in particular looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit is nestled in close to DeCoteau, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
DeCoteau manages to get to full guard.
DeCoteau trying to control the position.
DeCoteau escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Biscuit gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but DeCoteau is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
DeCoteau working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
DeCoteau wants to stand and escape but Biscuit is having none of it.
Biscuit stopping the sweep attempt from DeCoteau.
DeCoteau is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
DeCoteau is trying to control the position but Biscuit postures up.
Biscuit throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Biscuit connects with a body shot.
DeCoteau looks to throw the jab but Biscuit is out of range.
Biscuit closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. DeCoteau quickly recovers to half guard.
Biscuit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that DeCoteau can do to turn this around?
DeCoteau tries to get to full guard but Biscuit has control of the leg.
Biscuit controlling the action here.
Biscuit's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeCoteau moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
DeCoteau trying to control the position.
DeCoteau had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Biscuit defends it easily.
Biscuit stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. DeCoteau swivels though and keeps the full guard.
DeCoteau not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Biscuit working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of DeCoteau's head.
DeCoteau looking for a sweep. Not yet DeCoteau, not yet.
DeCoteau being controlled here, momentarily.
Biscuit postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Biscuit stands up over DeCoteau, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Biscuit is working DeCoteau over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
DeCoteau is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
DeCoteau sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Biscuit defending well though.
And that's the end of the fight!
Schmorgen Biscuit showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Biscuit has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Schmorgen Biscuit!
Schmorgen Biscuit very nearly forgot to thank Brooklyn Apothecary amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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